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by JayK »
Noni wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 12:07 am
This was on Twitter and it made me laugh, so I thought it might make someone else laugh too:
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
Yep
COYI!!!
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Newmarket
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by Newmarket »
JayK wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:14 am
Noni wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 12:07 am
This was on Twitter and it made me laugh, so I thought it might make someone else laugh too:
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
Yep
He’s in form today
Bring back Jonathon !
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by palerider »
There's a village near me called Stoke St Michael but one of the signposts a couple of miles from it is spelt Stoke St Micheal.
As an aside. if Carlsberg did motorway signs, Junction 26 off the M6 wouldn't say Liverpool, but Whinging Criminal Arsewipes.
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Brookbonds73
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by Brookbonds73 »
It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.
That is all.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by Newmarket »
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:56 pm
It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.
That is all.
Until the footy started….
Bring back Jonathon !
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by Brookbonds73 »
Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 10:46 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:56 pm
It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.
That is all.
Until the footy started….
Yep.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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Noni
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by Noni »
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:56 pm
It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.
That is all.
What you do in your sex life should be kept private!
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Brookbonds73
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by Brookbonds73 »
Noni wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 3:12 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:56 pm
It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.
That is all.
What you do in your sex life should be kept private!
Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by Newmarket »
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 4:03 pm
Noni wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 3:12 am
What you do in your sex life should be kept private!
Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.
I bet your eye is red raw though
Bring back Jonathon !
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Newmarket wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 6:52 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 4:03 pm
Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.
I bet your eye is red raw though
Trust you to lower the tone.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.