The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[Noni]

Just to let you know, my farts are stinky!....

[palerider]

Why are those crisps in supermarkets called Grab bags ?

Stupid fucking name. But as Walkers employ that cunt Lineker I'm not surprised.

[Brookbonds73]

I had a dump that looked remarkably like an anaconda.

[Newmarket]

I had a dump that looked remarkably like an anaconda.

It must be catching as I’m having a similar experience as I write this .

Wonderful inventions those smoked glass coffee tables…

[palerider]

The most profound lyrics ever written in song are

'He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket
My Ma said it cost a packet'

By the Undertones.

[BlackDiamond]

The most profound lyrics ever written in song are

'He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket
My Ma said it cost a packet'

By the Undertones.

Feargal let himself go...

[Newmarket]

The most profound lyrics ever written in song are

'He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket
My Ma said it cost a packet'

By the Undertones.

Feargal let himself go...

He did … a good tart these days is hard to find .

[palerider]

Feargal let himself go...

He did … a good tart these days is hard to find .

Back in the day when I played Sunday football you'd often hear the shout 'Pick up the Feargal !'.

[Newmarket]

I’ve seen it all now

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[palerider]

I’ve seen it all now
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Not a patch on cheese footballs Tim.