Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:58 pm
Does he lick his own bollocks or his masters like David ?
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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 11:46 pm
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:23 am
His own fortunately. I’ve been seen to .Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 11:46 pmDoes he lick his own bollocks or his masters like David ?
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:03 pm
Seems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:21 pm
Ah the joys of wandering around stark bollock naked and three sheets to the wind.
I've been on it for years, fucking marvelous stuff and at 65p a wallop, wonderful value my friend.
https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:06 pm
Start 'em young I say.Fade-and-Die wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:03 pmSeems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:21 pm
Ah the joys of wandering around stark bollock naked and three sheets to the wind.
I've been on it for years, fucking marvelous stuff and at 65p a wallop, wonderful value my friend.
https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:29 pm
You'd think the parents would be praising the teachers for a bit of forward planning.palerider wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:06 pmStart 'em young I say.Fade-and-Die wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:03 pm
Seems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...
https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713
Trying to warm them up a bit especially in Alaska is no mean feat in my book.
Ungrateful bastards.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:03 am
Just cooked myself a fry-up. My father's day treat as my kids are both tight-fisted cunts. Although to be fair it's imported yank shite anyway..
Two fried eggs, fried bread, 4 rashers of streaky, beans and fried potatoes. Toast on the side.
Mushrooms are ok but didn't have any. Or any sausages. I have some chorizo but that didn't seem right. If some tomatoes, one tinned one would suffice but didn't bother. I thought I had some black pudding but must have given it to the cats.
And with HP sauce. Anyone who puts ketchup on a meal with baked beans in it is a fucking wrong'un in my book.
Two fried eggs, fried bread, 4 rashers of streaky, beans and fried potatoes. Toast on the side.
Mushrooms are ok but didn't have any. Or any sausages. I have some chorizo but that didn't seem right. If some tomatoes, one tinned one would suffice but didn't bother. I thought I had some black pudding but must have given it to the cats.
And with HP sauce. Anyone who puts ketchup on a meal with baked beans in it is a fucking wrong'un in my book.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:43 am
My bum's itchy!!!
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 6:33 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:03 am Just cooked myself a fry-up. My father's day treat as my kids are both tight-fisted cunts. Although to be fair it's imported yank shite anyway..
Two fried eggs, fried bread, 4 rashers of streaky, beans and fried potatoes. Toast on the side.
Mushrooms are ok but didn't have any. Or any sausages. I have some chorizo but that didn't seem right. If some tomatoes, one tinned one would suffice but didn't bother. I thought I had some black pudding but must have given it to the cats.
And with HP sauce. Anyone who puts ketchup on a meal with baked beans in it is a fucking wrong'un in my book.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:43 pm
Kelly Holmes is a lezzer, Elvis is dead, I cannot fucking believe it