Coronavirus

[terrya1965]

I phoned the NHS to ask what the C and T stand for on my lateral flow test.

They said T stood for Test, and C stood for Cunt.


So when the marker this morning indicated just C, all was confirmed.



Meanwhile, the court jester has announced a 5pm press conference tonight with the Chuckle Brothers designed to inflict more pain.

Vallance and Whitty, in order to inject some seasonal mirth into proceedings will be dressed as a pantomime horse although it's not known which ends the pair will play.


Boris !!!!!!

He's behind you !

[Ironworksfc]

https://hugotalks.com/2021/12/16/young- ... his-share/

[BlackDiamond]

https://hugotalks.com/2021/12/16/young- ... his-share/

I enjoyed that - like being suspicious of rain during a drought

[Ironworksfc]

https://hugotalks.com/2021/12/16/young- ... his-share/

I enjoyed that - like being suspicious of rain during a drought

Is that sand nice that you've got your head buried in?

[Newmarket]

https://hugotalks.com/2021/12/16/young- ... his-share/

I enjoyed that - like being suspicious of rain during a drought

You don’t believe in the Black Death & mask wearing do you BD ?

[BlackDiamond]

I enjoyed that - like being suspicious of rain during a drought

You don’t believe in the Black Death & mask wearing do you BD ?

Like Dick Turpin I like a bit of concealment - not in a BB way you understand

[Newmarket]

You don’t believe in the Black Death & mask wearing do you BD ?

Like Dick Turpin I like a bit of concealment - not in a BB way you understand

Do our glorious overworked NHS supply gimp masks as well as Boris The Cunt masks then ?

[Ironworksfc]

You don’t believe in the Black Death & mask wearing do you BD ?

Like Dick Turpin I like a bit of concealment - not in a BB way you understand

Straight answer, just once, it won't kill you.

Do you believe death is knocking on everyone's doors from COVID and do you think wearing of masks stops the spread of airborne viruses?

[BlackDiamond]

Like Dick Turpin I like a bit of concealment - not in a BB way you understand

Straight answer, just once, it won't kill you.

Do you believe death is knocking on everyone's doors from COVID and do you think wearing of masks stops the spread of airborne viruses?

Is it the black death ? No. Total number of deaths attributed to the new variant remains at ONE. And that person enjoyed underlying health conditions.
Are they worried about hospitalisations ? Absolutely shit worried

Do masks protect against the new variant ? who knows. They probably form some protection against nasty colds - not suffered a cold in two years, longest period I can remember - and outside with a stiff cold breeze,they can warm the lower face, so there is that in their favour. A fold-up scarf.

Does any of this interfere with daily trips to the pub ? are you kidding

[Ironworksfc]

Straight answer, just once, it won't kill you.

Do you believe death is knocking on everyone's doors from COVID and do you think wearing of masks stops the spread of airborne viruses?

Is it the black death ? No. Total number of deaths attributed to the new variant remains at ONE. And that person enjoyed underlying health conditions.
Are they worried about hospitalisations ? Absolutely shit worried

Do masks protect against the new variant ? who knows. They probably form some protection against nasty colds - not suffered a cold in two years, longest period I can remember - and outside with a stiff cold breeze,they can warm the lower face, so there is that in their favour. A fold-up scarf.

Does any of this interfere with daily trips to the pub ? are you kidding

Thanks BD for the non cryptic answer

The NHS have been under pressure at this time of year for many, many years. You only need to look back before COVID to see that was the case, what's really different now with the black death winding down to common cold symptoms?

We can agree to disagree about the masks, personally I'm mask exempt and have been the whole time, so I'm either a medical marvel/amazingly lucky or its a load of bollocks and masks are just a control measure to keep the project fear going.

Do you not believe/ignoring/discounting that there are severe side affects of the experimental gene therapy injections that are responsible for myocarditis and pericarditis that is leading to so many young people either collapsing or dieing since the jab rollout?

Will it interfere with the favourite English pastime of going to the pub? Early closing at best, or full closure coming soon.