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by palerider » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:08 pm
The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.
He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.
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by Brookbonds73 » Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:09 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:08 pm
The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.
He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.
Indeed.
I fully expect him to be detained by the local constabulary quite soon. I'll be very disappointed if he hasn't at least set a spud fan on fire by now.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by palerider » Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:17 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:09 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:08 pm
The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.
He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.
Indeed.
I fully expect him to be detained by the local constabulary quite soon. I'll be very disappointed if he hasn't at least set a spud fan on fire by now.
Without doubt.
No court in Spain would convict for a mere trifle like that. They have more worrying matters to attend to like discarded banana skins.
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by JayK » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:30 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:08 pm
The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.
He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.
I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start
COYI!!!
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by Newmarket » Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:30 pm
JayK wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:30 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:08 pm
The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.
He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.
I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start
Two Estrellas actually
Bring back Jonathon !
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by JayK » Fri Jul 23, 2021 7:03 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:30 pm
JayK wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:30 pm
I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start
Two Estrellas actually
Good man. That’s my go to beer these days. Very nice
COYI!!!
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by Brookbonds73 » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:21 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:30 pm
JayK wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:30 pm
I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start
Two Estrellas actually
Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by palerider » Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:39 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:21 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:30 pm
Two Estrellas actually
Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!
Disgraceful behaviour I agree.
Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'
You're there to enjoy yourself man !
You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.
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by Brookbonds73 » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:07 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:39 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:21 am
Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!
Disgraceful behaviour I agree.
Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'
You're there to enjoy yourself man !
You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.
It's blasphemy I tell you.
If he hasn't spray painted the hammers sign on at least 3 shop fronts, stole a fire engine, and hospitalised at least 2 heebees with extreme violence. Then I'm afraid serious questions will have to be asked.
This is not good my good fellow, not good at all!
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by palerider » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:36 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:07 pm
palerider wrote: ↑ Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:39 am
Disgraceful behaviour I agree.
Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'
You're there to enjoy yourself man !
You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.
It's blasphemy I tell you.
If he hasn't spray painted the hammers sign on at least 3 shop fronts, stole a fire engine, and hospitalised at least 2 heebees with extreme violence. Then I'm afraid serious questions will have to be asked.
This is not good my good fellow, not good at all!
Indeed.
A 5 day bender in Sports Bars across the island are a must, singing 'You'll never make the station' in them all.
Not a proper fan otherwise.