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[palerider]

The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.

He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.

[Brookbonds73]

The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.

He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.

Indeed.

I fully expect him to be detained by the local constabulary quite soon. I'll be very disappointed if he hasn't at least set a spud fan on fire by now.

[palerider]

The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.

He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.

Indeed.

I fully expect him to be detained by the local constabulary quite soon. I'll be very disappointed if he hasn't at least set a spud fan on fire by now.

Without doubt.

No court in Spain would convict for a mere trifle like that. They have more worrying matters to attend to like discarded banana skins.

[JayK]

The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.

He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.

I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start

[Newmarket]

The old fart must be getting tucked into the San Miguels by now.

He doesn't drink that much these days he says, so I reckon by 5 he'll be running bollock naked along the front screaming 'Beware of the Pomegranates'.

I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start

Two Estrellas actually

[JayK]

I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start

Two Estrellas actually

Good man. That’s my go to beer these days. Very nice

[Brookbonds73]

I can’t visualise it myself. Tim making it to San Miguel number 5? Nah. My moneys on 2 and a half and then the debauchery will start

Two Estrellas actually

Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!

[palerider]

Two Estrellas actually

Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!

Disgraceful behaviour I agree.

Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'

You're there to enjoy yourself man !

You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.

[Brookbonds73]

Estrella!!!!!
Have you no shame?
Get on the drain cleaner immediately and make sure you set fire to a spud fan tomorrow.
Ffs, call yourself a Hammer!

Disgraceful behaviour I agree.

Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'

You're there to enjoy yourself man !

You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.

It's blasphemy I tell you.
If he hasn't spray painted the hammers sign on at least 3 shop fronts, stole a fire engine, and hospitalised at least 2 heebees with extreme violence. Then I'm afraid serious questions will have to be asked.

This is not good my good fellow, not good at all!

[palerider]

Disgraceful behaviour I agree.

Pints of tequila at the very least followed by a large doner before vandalising a police car shouting 'Oi oi saveloy.....you want some ?'

You're there to enjoy yourself man !

You'll have to make up for the missed burning by igniting TWO bacon-dodger fans today.

It's blasphemy I tell you.
If he hasn't spray painted the hammers sign on at least 3 shop fronts, stole a fire engine, and hospitalised at least 2 heebees with extreme violence. Then I'm afraid serious questions will have to be asked.

This is not good my good fellow, not good at all!

Indeed.

A 5 day bender in Sports Bars across the island are a must, singing 'You'll never make the station' in them all.

Not a proper fan otherwise.