Where's Taansend?

[OZHAMMER]

From memory, those who used to spar on here:

Ears (big nose cunt)
Townsend (hummus eating cunt)
Jameskel (ginger cunt)
Ironworks (Harry Hill cunt)
Hammeredhome (good cunt)
Woo (English cunt)
Frog (clever French cunt)
neverlikedspurs (angry cunt)
Dolfo (Spitfire cunt)
Fade & Die (little cunt)
Various OZ monikers (cunts)

That’s a pretty good first XI.

I’d happily trade eight or nine of the current crop for two or three of them.

[Parcel Force]

Glad I put Ears in goal.

Hope you're well Oz?

[OZHAMMER]

Pretty good mate, aside from the fungal growth on my nutsack weeping green pus.

(Does that still get your motor running?)

[Parcel Force]

I wouldn't fancy sucking that out again to be honest.

[Gonzo]

I started off at Millwall.

I got booted out for threatening someone with a plastic knife.

I joined West Ham in 2004.

I have played for 37 clubs.

I once masturbated into the exhaust of a broken down Lada just off the M1.

And wrote a poem about Anthea Turner

[Newmarket]

I started off at Millwall.

I got booted out for threatening someone with a plastic knife.

I joined West Ham in 2004.

I have played for 37 clubs.

I once masturbated into the exhaust of a broken down Lada just off the M1.

And wrote a poem about Anthea Turner

Good God yes !

[Gonzo]

And wrote a poem about Anthea Turner

Good God yes !

My favourite ever thread.

Although there was one where Gaz had an idea for a project which he didn't remember. He wanted someone else to think it up for him then he could claim credit one he remembered it.

[Parcel Force]

I'd forgotten about that thread. The years have been pretty kind to Turner, in fairness.

Gaz
Fucking hell

The memory is ticking now, didn't he massively big up some sort of West Ham painting he or someone had done, had a really touching (cringe) backstory to it, probably something about some bloke curing lepers with cat piss or whatever, then he posted it up and it looked like it'd been done by a 4 year old using their feet?

And the something about a massive spot he had that he was panicking about and asked on here for advice. Blimey.

[Oziron]

I'd forgotten about that thread. The years have been pretty kind to Turner, in fairness.

Gaz
Fucking hell

The memory is ticking now, didn't he massively big up some sort of West Ham painting he or someone had done, had a really touching (cringe) backstory to it, probably something about some bloke curing lepers with cat piss or whatever, then he posted it up and it looked like it'd been done by a 4 year old using their feet?

And the something about a massive spot he had that he was panicking about and asked on here for advice. Blimey.

It was a shit painting of Bobby Moore done by his cousin ....(Looked like a burns victim...!!)

.....and Gaz had a big boil on his arse...

[Parcel Force]

That's it
Well remembered Oz.

How are you, you old cunt?