Hammers Chat

tassiehammer wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 8:28 am

terrya1965 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:44 pm
I'm packing the suitcase has we speak Tass.

Get the spare room ready

Theres been a few Tel and hopefully a few more. Always a bed at our place for family and friends from home. Had old mates from Stratford asking to look after their backpacking kids as well. But.....you have to help keep the beer fridge stocked as we empty it. Thems the rules down under

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:59 pm

Whiskyman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:54 am

Canary Islands for us. Beer at happy hour prices 24/7. 1 Euro a pint in some places, otherwise a rip off 2 Euros.

Lake Balaton wouldn't be very sunny this time of the year so I'll give that a miss until later.

Our days of Tenerife, Gran Canaria and Lanzarote are done but we went to the island of La Palma end of 2019 and fell in love with it. Cracking little place and the hotel we were at was fantastic. Not much in the way of accessible beaches as the whole place is basically a volcano but the hotel had like 7 huge pools and even a faux beach so that wasn't an issue.

No British pubs and pissed up chavs either, so that was a plus.

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:22 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:59 pm

Our days of Tenerife, Gran Canaria and Lanzarote are done but we went to the island of La Palma end of 2019 and fell in love with it. Cracking little place and the hotel we were at was fantastic. Not much in the way of accessible beaches as the whole place is basically a volcano but the hotel had like 7 huge pools and even a faux beach so that wasn't an issue.

No British pubs and pissed up chavs either, so that was a plus.

We were literally going through the web sites planning to return but of course, the whole place has blown up!

Me and the Mrs think it's our fault. We went to Cuba and then a while after a volcano went off nearby and caused problems... We went to Cape Verde and within a year a volcano erupted on the islands. We went to La Palma and oops we did it again!

I'm now browsing trips to Yellowstone...

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:57 pm No fucking way am I flying yet if I have to mask up, even if it's my gimp mask. And a 4 hour queue on return because most of the the Border Force staff are busy serving tea and biscuits for illegal cunts crossing on dinghies doesn't exactly appeal either.

So I'll stick to Blighty for now.

AND we don't have volcanoes in Somerset.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:44 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:57 pm No fucking way am I flying yet if I have to mask up, even if it's my gimp mask. And a 4 hour queue on return because most of the the Border Force staff are busy serving tea and biscuits for illegal cunts crossing on dinghies doesn't exactly appeal either.

So I'll stick to Blighty for now.

AND we don't have volcanoes in Somerset.

I'm readying the Lancaster as we speak my compadre.
First of all I just have to drop off some illegals over the Alps, then we'll find a nice spot for Tiffin.
Bring the banjo Mon Ami

Chocks away!

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:57 pm No fucking way am I flying yet if I have to mask up, even if it's my gimp mask. And a 4 hour queue on return because most of the the Border Force staff are busy serving tea and biscuits for illegal cunts crossing on dinghies doesn't exactly appeal either.

So I'll stick to Blighty for now.

AND we don't have volcanoes in Somerset.

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:22 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:59 pm

Our days of Tenerife, Gran Canaria and Lanzarote are done but we went to the island of La Palma end of 2019 and fell in love with it. Cracking little place and the hotel we were at was fantastic. Not much in the way of accessible beaches as the whole place is basically a volcano but the hotel had like 7 huge pools and even a faux beach so that wasn't an issue.

No British pubs and pissed up chavs either, so that was a plus.

We were literally going through the web sites planning to return but of course, the whole place has blown up!

Me and the Mrs think it's our fault. We went to Cuba and then a while after a volcano went off nearby and caused problems... We went to Cape Verde and within a year a volcano erupted on the islands. We went to La Palma and oops we did it again!

I'm now browsing trips to Yellowstone...

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:34 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:22 pm

We were literally going through the web sites planning to return but of course, the whole place has blown up!

Me and the Mrs think it's our fault. We went to Cuba and then a while after a volcano went off nearby and caused problems... We went to Cape Verde and within a year a volcano erupted on the islands. We went to La Palma and oops we did it again!

I'm now browsing trips to Yellowstone...

Try popping down to shite fart stain Bill.
You never know with a bit of luck, the world's biggest sinkhole could appear.

BillyDWhizz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:25 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:57 pm No fucking way am I flying yet if I have to mask up, even if it's my gimp mask. And a 4 hour queue on return because most of the the Border Force staff are busy serving tea and biscuits for illegal cunts crossing on dinghies doesn't exactly appeal either.

So I'll stick to Blighty for now.

AND we don't have volcanoes in Somerset.

Actually you do. There's an extinct one in Stoke St Michael that me and the missus fancy a visit to...