According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm
According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
And did they taste better? Don’t leave us on a cliff hanger, I’ve got some sausages waiting in the fridge for me to cunt off and a french stick to caress
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm
According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
And did they taste better? Don’t leave us on a cliff hanger, I’ve got some sausages waiting in the fridge for me to cunt off and a french stick to caress
I'm afraid it didn't work, so I beat the granny out of a box of burgers and gave the mushrooms a stern talking to.
And did they taste better? Don’t leave us on a cliff hanger, I’ve got some sausages waiting in the fridge for me to cunt off and a french stick to caress
I'm afraid it didn't work, so I beat the granny out of a box of burgers and gave the mushrooms a stern talking to.
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm
According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm
According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:03 pm
According to a well known chef, talking to food brings out the best in it and delivers a much more enjoyable meal.
So far I've put a few fucks in to a pork chop, threatened a tin of peaches with extreme violence and molested an ice berg lettuce several times!
Is he on the BBC?
He's fucking on something, if he's talking to food.
Poor mushrooms. They’re normally a fun guy
