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OZHAMMER
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by OZHAMMER Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:14 am
Just got back from having an ultrasound. A hernia at 42.
mkhammer
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by mkhammer Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:58 am
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:14 am
Just got back from having an ultrasound. A hernia at 42.
Fucking awesome.
If you ever get the opportunity to lift your grandfather out of his wheelchair and into a hospital bed, resist the temptation. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Shit Mate...Sorry...
Usually pretty fixable tho pal.
OZHAMMER
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by OZHAMMER Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:28 pm
mkhammer wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:58 am OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:14 am
Just got back from having an ultrasound. A hernia at 42.
Fucking awesome.
If you ever get the opportunity to lift your grandfather out of his wheelchair and into a hospital bed, resist the temptation. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Shit Mate...Sorry...
Usually pretty fixable tho pal.
Ha! All good MK. Nothing that can't be fixed easily enough.
More pissed off about the comment from my doctor:
OzH: "A hernia? I thought that was something that old blokes got?"
Doctor: "Yes. That's right."
Newmarket
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by Newmarket Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:46 pm
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:28 pm mkhammer wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:58 am
Shit Mate...Sorry...
Usually pretty fixable tho pal.
Ha! All good MK. Nothing that can't be fixed easily enough.
More pissed off about the comment from my doctor:
OzH: "A hernia? I thought that was something that old blokes got?"
Doctor: "Yes. That's right."
Sounds like a proper cunt your quack .
Funny Cunt though
Bring back Jonathon !
OZHAMMER
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by OZHAMMER Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:54 pm
Newmarket wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:46 pm OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:28 pm
Ha! All good MK. Nothing that can't be fixed easily enough.
More pissed off about the comment from my doctor:
OzH: "A hernia? I thought that was something that old blokes got?"
Doctor: "Yes. That's right."
Sounds like a proper cunt your quack .
Funny Cunt though
She's a 70 year old Bangladeshi. She said it without the slightest hint of sarcasm.
JayK
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by JayK Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:16 pm
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:28 pm mkhammer wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:58 am
Shit Mate...Sorry...
Usually pretty fixable tho pal.
Ha! All good MK. Nothing that can't be fixed easily enough.
More pissed off about the comment from my doctor:
OzH: "A hernia? I thought that was something that old blokes got?"
Doctor: "Yes. That's right."
I like your doctor
COYI!!!
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by jameskel Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:22 pm
Just ask if she can relocate the swelling
Covid in the Boardroom
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by Brookbonds73 Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:43 pm
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:54 pm Newmarket wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:46 pm
Sounds like a proper cunt your quack .
Funny Cunt though
She's a 70 year old Bangladeshi. She said it without the slightest hint of sarcasm.
A swift uppercut and a "what you like with a broken jaw, fuckchops." Would have been a quick retort.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
Newmarket
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by Newmarket Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:14 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:43 pm OZHAMMER wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 12:54 pm
She's a 70 year old Bangladeshi. She said it without the slightest hint of sarcasm.
A swift uppercut and a "what you like with a broken jaw, fuckchops." Would have been a quick retort.
Indeed a fine delivery.
Bring back Jonathon !
