War with the Frog

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palerider wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:26 am Who the fuck does that smarmy little cunt Macron think he is ? Diplomacy ? Get back to shagging your septuagenarian tart you jumped-up pile of shit.

Blockade an English port ?

Luckily Boris has grown a pair over this fishing argument and sent in the task force. We'll blow the shirt-lifters out of the water just like we did at Trafalgar. The First Sea Lord was on the blower to me last night and I've been appointed. Tonight I'll be on the streets pressing the Queen's shilling into willing farmers' paws as the taverns empty out.

Horrible garlic-smelling bastards.

Row me bully-boys row.
Splendid delivery my good man.
But I think you've missed a point. We've got millions of wank snowflakes, the first sign of a shell being fired and they'll be scurrying to get a pedicure and a facial.
That said I shall be leaving shortly and heading for Dover, draped in a Union Jack, with my Vera Lynn cd tucked firmly in my undergarments.
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palerider wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 12:05 pm
mkhammer wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:59 am Evidently there's some Jerseyers...Jerseyites,protesting with the French....just to confuse things..

Sarks National Guard are on standby...


Serious note...Can't blame the French fishermen to a degree,it is their livelihoods....tough old game.
Good argument but one thing wrong with your comment.


They're French.
Yeah Sophie Marceau apart I get your point......

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ToneLoc wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 1:14 pm Now it’s getting serious.....
https://newsthump.com/2021/05/06/jersey ... schedules/
:lol: ..brilliant...we'll tell them to shove Poirot up their derrieres......

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And while we're at it let's sling a couple of nukes down on that Dutch inbred Ursula von der Leyen. Fucking kraut cunt, far too much trap. I've been in touch with the boys at Hereford for an extraction and plans are afoot to get Danny la rue to my secret hideout. The racks oiled, Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit and Horace the cockeyed llama has a semi on, like you wouldn't believe.
Trust me bitch, your coiffured bonce won't be so prim, when we're done!

Bilic out!
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:24 pm And while we're at it let's sling a couple of nukes down on that Dutch inbred Ursula von der Leyen. Fucking kraut cunt, far too much trap. I've been in touch with the boys at Hereford for an extraction and plans are afoot to get Danny la rue to my secret hideout. The racks oiled, Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit and Horace the cockeyed llama has a semi on, like you wouldn't believe.
Trust me bitch, your coiffured bonce won't be so prim, when we're done!

Bilic out!
Fighting talk my learned friend and the Agincourt spirit we need. You're the sort of chap one would be proud to be next to in the trenches amongst the muck and bullets. Charging frothy-mouthed at Fuzzy-wuzzy unlike those namby-pamby sceptic wankers who'd obliterate a few mud huts sat at drone HQ in Arizona.

Sadly the frogs have scuttled away now which is a shame. But Italy have surrendered just in case.

Liberace does indeed need taking down a peg but a spell at Pale Towers after I'd imbibed a brasso and viagra cocktail and eased myself into the SS outfit would be in order.

I'd tell her she'd be doing it for ze Fatherland.



I'd better clean up now.
New striker ?..... I'm down to my last 970 million.

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palerider wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:43 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:24 pm And while we're at it let's sling a couple of nukes down on that Dutch inbred Ursula von der Leyen. Fucking kraut cunt, far too much trap. I've been in touch with the boys at Hereford for an extraction and plans are afoot to get Danny la rue to my secret hideout. The racks oiled, Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit and Horace the cockeyed llama has a semi on, like you wouldn't believe.
Trust me bitch, your coiffured bonce won't be so prim, when we're done!

Bilic out!
Fighting talk my learned friend and the Agincourt spirit we need. You're the sort of chap one would be proud to be next to in the trenches amongst the muck and bullets. Charging frothy-mouthed at Fuzzy-wuzzy unlike those namby-pamby sceptic wankers who'd obliterate a few mud huts sat at drone HQ in Arizona.

Sadly the frogs have scuttled away now which is a shame. But Italy have surrendered just in case.

Liberace does indeed need taking down a peg but a spell at Pale Towers after I'd imbibed a brasso and viagra cocktail and eased myself into the SS outfit would be in order.

I'd tell her she'd be doing it for ze Fatherland.



I'd better clean up now.
Me to.
I've had to put my undercackas on a boil wash. As for my carpet, it now looks like the aftermath of the floor at Trafalgar Square after the pigeons have had a feast.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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palerider wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:43 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 2:24 pm And while we're at it let's sling a couple of nukes down on that Dutch inbred Ursula von der Leyen. Fucking kraut cunt, far too much trap. I've been in touch with the boys at Hereford for an extraction and plans are afoot to get Danny la rue to my secret hideout. The racks oiled, Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit and Horace the cockeyed llama has a semi on, like you wouldn't believe.
Trust me bitch, your coiffured bonce won't be so prim, when we're done!

Bilic out!
Fighting talk my learned friend and the Agincourt spirit we need. You're the sort of chap one would be proud to be next to in the trenches amongst the muck and bullets. Charging frothy-mouthed at Fuzzy-wuzzy unlike those namby-pamby sceptic wankers who'd obliterate a few mud huts sat at drone HQ in Arizona.

Sadly the frogs have scuttled away now which is a shame. But Italy have surrendered just in case.

Liberace does indeed need taking down a peg but a spell at Pale Towers after I'd imbibed a brasso and viagra cocktail and eased myself into the SS outfit would be in order.

I'd tell her she'd be doing it for ze Fatherland.



I'd better clean up now.
I’d be careful if I were you .

I recall those Garlic chewing Cunts have some top weapons in their armoury .
Bottom Burps , blowing their nose at you and smelling of Elderberries spring to mind.
Bring back Jonathon !

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Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?

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BillyDWhizz wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:39 pm Image
The cunts have said they're going for now but next time it's war.

:lol: :lol:
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BillyDWhizz wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:39 pm Image
About sums them up Bill.
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