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War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 4:26 am
by palerider
Who the fuck does that smarmy little cunt Macron think he is ? Diplomacy ? Get back to shagging your septuagenarian tart you jumped-up pile of shit.

Blockade an English port ?

Luckily Boris has grown a pair over this fishing argument and sent in the task force. We'll blow the shirt-lifters out of the water just like we did at Trafalgar. The First Sea Lord was on the blower to me last night and I've been appointed. Tonight I'll be on the streets pressing the Queen's shilling into willing farmers' paws as the taverns empty out.

Horrible garlic-smelling bastards.

Row me bully-boys row.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 10:51 am
by BillyDWhizz
Boris's very own "Falklands" moment. He'll milk this for all it's worth.

I understand he's thinking about sending a nuclear sub, HMS Albion and 47 Commando (Raiding Group) Royal Marines to the Isle of Man because he's aware of two Polish plumbers working there.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 11:28 am
by palerider
BillyDWhizz wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:51 am Boris's very own "Falklands" moment. He'll milk this for all it's worth.

I understand he's thinking about sending a nuclear sub, HMS Albion and 47 Commando (Raiding Group) Royal Marines to the Isle of Man because he's aware of two Polish plumbers working there.
That's the spirit.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 11:50 am
by mkhammer
BillyDWhizz wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 10:51 am Boris's very own "Falklands" moment. He'll milk this for all it's worth.

I understand he's thinking about sending a nuclear sub, HMS Albion and 47 Commando (Raiding Group) Royal Marines to the Isle of Man because he's aware of two Polish plumbers working there.
:lol: ....

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 11:59 am
by mkhammer
Evidently there's some Jerseyers...Jerseyites,protesting with the French....just to confuse things..

Sarks National Guard are on standby...


Serious note...Can't blame the French fishermen to a degree,it is their livelihoods....tough old game.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 12:01 pm
by palerider
Talks of peaceful dialogue with the fishermen now.

Pfffft.

No backing down.

Sink a couple of the fishing boats and jail the crew. Then do a prisoner deal. We'll release them as long as you accept 50,000 illegals as well.

They won't like it up 'em.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 12:05 pm
by palerider
mkhammer wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 11:59 am Evidently there's some Jerseyers...Jerseyites,protesting with the French....just to confuse things..

Sarks National Guard are on standby...


Serious note...Can't blame the French fishermen to a degree,it is their livelihoods....tough old game.
Good argument but one thing wrong with your comment.


They're French.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 12:54 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
They’ve just surrendered apparently.

Rule Britannia.

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 1:14 pm
by ToneLoc

Re: War with the Frog

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 1:52 pm
by BlackDiamond
Add it to the list - 1000 Years of annoying the French