Good news on the mix girls. No no means maybe and you should get oiled up in preparation
That Jesy Nelson will do. A fine pair of charlies with nipples like fighting dogs' bollocks. A decent singing voice too. I'd love to go through the whole Elvis back catalogue lubricated up with Benecol although I think I'd shoot as soon as she belted out 'A hunka hunk of burning love'.
Good news on the mix girls. No no means maybe and you should get oiled up in preparation
That Jesy Nelson will do. A fine pair of charlies with nipples like fighting dogs' bollocks. A decent singing voice too. I'd love to go through the whole Elvis back catalogue lubricated up with Benecol although I think I'd shoot as soon as she belted out 'A hunka hunk of burning love'.
I need to clean up now.
Indeed.
A fine buxom wench.
Personally I'd suspend her from the beams by her ankles and use her didies as speed balls.
There was a young lady from Hawes
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even dogs from the street
Wouldn't lick her green meat
Which hung festooned from her drawers
And I just made one up.
There was a young lady from Chard
Who found conventional sex really hard
So going alfresco
She bent over in Tesco
And spread her bare arsehole with lard
There was a young lady from Hawes
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even dogs from the street
Wouldn't lick her green meat
Which hung festooned from her drawers
And I just made one up.
There was a young lady from Chard
Who found conventional sex really hard
So going alfresco
She bent over in Tesco
And spread her bare arsehole with lard
There was a young lady from Hawes
Whose fanny was covered in sores
Even dogs from the street
Wouldn't lick her green meat
Which hung festooned from her drawers
And I just made one up.
There was a young lady from Chard
Who found conventional sex really hard
So going alfresco
She bent over in Tesco
And spread her bare arsehole with lard
1 Stripping naked and breaking into the blonde bint next door's house and sitting in her fridge.
2 Catching a flight to Greenland.
3 Swimming halfway across the channel to welcome the migrant boats with C4. (I swam in the sea last week and it was fucking freezing).
4 lying all day in a bath full of Estrella. Or any other ice-cold lager of choice although anyone who wants anything else is clearly a cross-dresser.
5 A Sit-down protest in an air-conditioned Tesco about the price of baked beans.
