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Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:00 pm
by h69
palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:41 am
Top Five Dogging Locations
1 Barking Park
2 Cadbury Castle, Somerset
3 Dungeness
4 National Arboretum
5 Stonehenge
You will get crabs dogging at no.3
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
by Brookbonds73
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm
by Gandalf
Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:
1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".
2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".
3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”
5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:41 pm
by JayK
Gandalf wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm
Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:
1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".
2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".
3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”
5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.
Great quotes
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
by Gandalf
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:32 am
by Newmarket
Gandalf wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:37 am
by terrya1965
Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:32 am
Gandalf wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?
One kept your sink clean and the other is a soap,both from the 1970s.
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:38 am
by terrya1965
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:43 am
by OZHAMMER
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?
Re: Your TOP FIVES.
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:52 am
by Brookbonds73
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:43 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?
Any more of this blaspheming OZ, and I may have to get you barred.