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Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:00 pm
by h69
palerider wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:41 am Top Five Dogging Locations

1 Barking Park
2 Cadbury Castle, Somerset
3 Dungeness
4 National Arboretum
5 Stonehenge
You will get crabs dogging at no.3

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
by Brookbonds73
Top five drinks

Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm
by Gandalf
Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:

1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".

2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".

3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”

4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”

5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:41 pm
by JayK
Gandalf wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:

1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".

2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".

3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”

4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”

5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.
:lol: :lol: Great quotes

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
by Gandalf
Top five stage names:

Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:32 am
by Newmarket
Gandalf wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm Top five stage names:

Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:37 am
by terrya1965
Newmarket wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:32 am
Gandalf wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm Top five stage names:

Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?
One kept your sink clean and the other is a soap,both from the 1970s. ;)

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:38 am
by terrya1965
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm Top five drinks

Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:43 am
by OZHAMMER
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm Top five drinks

Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?

Re: Your TOP FIVES.

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:52 am
by Brookbonds73
OZHAMMER wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:43 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm Top five drinks

Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?
Any more of this blaspheming OZ, and I may have to get you barred. 8-)