Just noticed the advert on the telly and was wondering if they carry it out when the person's still alive. The reason being is the mother in law.
She's 157 next month, and the crow faced weasel will not kark it. I've tried everything. Electrocution, poison, pushing her in front of a bus, left tacks on the stairs, glass in the Horlicks, suffocation, drowning, nothing works.
Short of garotting the thing, I'm at a loss!
Which has led me to wonder what if pure cremation can help. Maybe they can waltz in unannounced, sling a bucket of unleaded over her and voila! Up she goes!!
Or maybe while she's peeling the spuds they can set her alight using the oil from the chip pan? Accidents do happen as they say.
I might even inquire if they'll allow me to make a homemade bomb and plant it in her car, they'd have to be on their toes though, just douse her out, have the garden waste bags ready, sling her in, a couple of hail Mary's, and Bob is definitely your uncle, me thinks.
I don't even mind paying over the odds, so long as the jobs done properly. I'll even pay for the petrol, unleaded of course, it burns more easily, so I've been told
Bon chance.
BB.