21st Century Cluedo

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Fri May 28, 2021 7:25 am

I've written to the manufacturers of Cluedo with a new updated version of the game more in line with today. If you don't move with the times and all that.

Still 6 characters.

Doctor Chong. Yellow
Chester Van Rental. White
Vladimir Kaplinsky. Red
Greta Bumberg. Green
Tarquin O'Jancey. Blue
Raggy T. Black

Deaths will be....

Infected by man made virus.
Strung up by a supremacist.
Poisoned by Novichok.
Malnutrition due to protein deficiency.
Bored to death by Remain obsessed twat.
Drive-by shooting.

Places of murder...

Wuhan
Kentucky
Belarus
Sweden
Islington
Moss Side

Huge potential IMO.

Post by **Newmarket** » Fri May 28, 2021 7:31 am

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:25 am I've written to the manufacturers of Cluedo with a new updated version of the game more in line with today. If you don't move with the times and all that.

Still 6 characters.

Doctor Chong. Yellow
Chester Van Rental. White
Vladimir Kaplinsky. Red
Greta Bumberg. Green
Tarquin O'Jancey. Blue
Raggy T. Black

Deaths will be....

Infected by man made virus.
Strung up by a supremacist.
Poisoned by Novichok.
Malnutrition due to protein deficiency.
Bored to death by Remain obsessed twat.
Drive-by shooting.

Places of murder...

Wuhan
Kentucky
Belarus
Sweden
Islington
Moss Side

Huge potential IMO.

So it could be ,
Raggy T was killed in the Moss Side with the Drive-by shooting ?

It’ll never catch on mate .

Racist

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Fri May 28, 2021 7:49 am

Newmarket wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:31 am
palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:25 am I've written to the manufacturers of Cluedo with a new updated version of the game more in line with today. If you don't move with the times and all that.

Still 6 characters.

Doctor Chong. Yellow
Chester Van Rental. White
Vladimir Kaplinsky. Red
Greta Bumberg. Green
Tarquin O'Jancey. Blue
Raggy T. Black

Deaths will be....

Infected by man made virus.
Strung up by a supremacist.
Poisoned by Novichok.
Malnutrition due to protein deficiency.
Bored to death by Remain obsessed twat.
Drive-by shooting.

Places of murder...

Wuhan
Kentucky
Belarus
Sweden
Islington
Moss Side

Huge potential IMO.
So it could be ,
Raggy T was killed in the Moss Side with the Drive-by shooting ?

It’ll never catch on mate .

Racist

Could just as easily be Raggy T strung up in Kentucky Tim.

Oh.......hang on.

JayK · Post by **JayK** » Fri May 28, 2021 7:58 am

Newmarket wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:31 am
palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:25 am I've written to the manufacturers of Cluedo with a new updated version of the game more in line with today. If you don't move with the times and all that.

Still 6 characters.

Doctor Chong. Yellow
Chester Van Rental. White
Vladimir Kaplinsky. Red
Greta Bumberg. Green
Tarquin O'Jancey. Blue
Raggy T. Black

Deaths will be....

Infected by man made virus.
Strung up by a supremacist.
Poisoned by Novichok.
Malnutrition due to protein deficiency.
Bored to death by Remain obsessed twat.
Drive-by shooting.

Places of murder...

Wuhan
Kentucky
Belarus
Sweden
Islington
Moss Side

Huge potential IMO.
So it could be ,
Raggy T was killed in the Moss Side with the Drive-by shooting ?

It’ll never catch on mate .

Racist

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Fri May 28, 2021 10:39 am

JayK wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:58 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:31 am

So it could be ,
Raggy T was killed in the Moss Side with the Drive-by shooting ?

It’ll never catch on mate .

Racist

I've had a rethink.

You're not very likely to die from malnutrition if you're vegan. A pasty-faced cunt with no energy maybe but not starvation, so Greta's been replaced.

Mohammad Al Benghazi.....brown
Manchester
Suicide bombing.

It's a work in progress.

Brookbonds73 · Post by **Brookbonds73** » Fri May 28, 2021 3:16 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 10:39 am
JayK wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:58 am
I've had a rethink.

You're not very likely to die from malnutrition if you're vegan. A pasty-faced cunt with no energy maybe but not starvation, so Greta's been replaced.

Mohammad Al Benghazi.....brown
Manchester
Suicide bombing.

It's a work in progress.

And a fine piece it'll turn out, my good fellow.

If I may be so bold, what about Ted in his VW carrying a cudgel. Or Gacey the plumber carrying a wrench.
Things to ponder me thinks.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Fri May 28, 2021 3:23 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 3:16 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 10:39 am

I've had a rethink.

You're not very likely to die from malnutrition if you're vegan. A pasty-faced cunt with no energy maybe but not starvation, so Greta's been replaced.

Mohammad Al Benghazi.....brown
Manchester
Suicide bombing.

It's a work in progress.
And a fine piece it'll turn out, my good fellow.

If I may be so bold, what about Ted in his VW carrying a cudgel. Or Gacey the plumber carrying a wrench.
Things to ponder me thinks.

mkhammer · Post by **mkhammer** » Fri May 28, 2021 4:17 pm

I Raggy died from choking on a peanut.......KP would be branded racist,,,fucking way of the world at moment....

OZHAMMER · Post by **OZHAMMER** » Sat May 29, 2021 5:45 am

Tarquin should have a double-barreled surname...

... or did his father decide to take his mother’s surname?

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat May 29, 2021 8:56 am

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 5:45 am Tarquin should have a double-barreled surname...

... or did his father decide to take his mother’s surname?

I played the prototype for the first time last night.

Tarquin was killed by a suicide bomb in Wuhan.

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