eastcoastclaret wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:24 pm
Frightening the youth of today fella.
Time to send him away to live with Aunt Bloomer who lives in the country. Worked years ago…
And don’t ever speak of this again of course
He's in a clinic getting better atm mate.
Expensive as they only use the best Brandy but you spare no expense for your own do you.
Indeed Mon Ami.
I've started my granddaughter of nine months on Courvoisier mixed in with her rusks. She's three sheets to the wind by mid afternoon and will sleep for at least a week. Which allows me to get on with watching pornhub in peace. It's a win, win, my good man.
Expensive as they only use the best Brandy but you spare no expense for your own do you.
Indeed Mon Ami.
I've started my granddaughter of nine months on Courvoisier mixed in with her rusks. She's three sheets to the wind by mid afternoon and will sleep for at least a week. Which allows me to get on with watching pornhub in peace. It's a win, win, my good man.
It's good parenting, or in your case good grandparenting to start them early. And where I badly let Pale Jnr down. A couple of large Stolly's in his orange juice when he was 4 and I'd not be in this predicament, but it's a salutary lesson for anyone starting a family now.
And good practice in your case as your granddaughter wouldn't see you offload over the dog at such a tender age.
Indeed Mon Ami.
I've started my granddaughter of nine months on Courvoisier mixed in with her rusks. She's three sheets to the wind by mid afternoon and will sleep for at least a week. Which allows me to get on with watching pornhub in peace. It's a win, win, my good man.
And good practice in your case as your granddaughter wouldn't see you offload over the dog at such a tender age.
Indeed Mon Ami.
I've started my granddaughter of nine months on Courvoisier mixed in with her rusks. She's three sheets to the wind by mid afternoon and will sleep for at least a week. Which allows me to get on with watching pornhub in peace. It's a win, win, my good man.
It's good parenting, or in your case good grandparenting to start them early. And where I badly let Pale Jnr down. A couple of large Stolly's in his orange juice when he was 4 and I'd not be in this predicament, but it's a salutary lesson for anyone starting a family now.
And good practice in your case as your granddaughter wouldn't see you offload over the dog at such a tender age.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing my learned friend.
We still have our momentary lapses. The other day I had to wrestle a mango puree from her grasp and replace it with a large Donna with extra chilli sauce. We have however mastered the technique of smoking and I can confirm, that next week we're starting on a box of specially imported Cubans.
It's good parenting, or in your case good grandparenting to start them early. And where I badly let Pale Jnr down. A couple of large Stolly's in his orange juice when he was 4 and I'd not be in this predicament, but it's a salutary lesson for anyone starting a family now.
And good practice in your case as your granddaughter wouldn't see you offload over the dog at such a tender age.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing my learned friend.
We still have our momentary lapses. The other day I had to wrestle a mango puree from her grasp and replace it with a large Donna with extra chilli sauce. We have however mastered the technique of smoking and I can confirm, that next week we're starting on a box of specially imported Cubans.
Small steps n all that.
Very wise.
I introduced my daughter to glue sniffing on her 2nd birthday and she's benefited greatly from it.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing my learned friend.
We still have our momentary lapses. The other day I had to wrestle a mango puree from her grasp and replace it with a large Donna with extra chilli sauce. We have however mastered the technique of smoking and I can confirm, that next week we're starting on a box of specially imported Cubans.
Small steps n all that.
Very wise.
I introduced my daughter to glue sniffing on her 2nd birthday and she's benefited greatly from it.
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:01 am
Away from my own son's problems I've just read that young Declan has never had a pint of beer.
Wtf is wrong with you ?
My lad is on pints of Remy Martin now thankfully but beer ffs !!
Shameful.
I'd even go as far as selling him and getting Razor Ruddock back. He likes a drop.
As I've stated in previous posts, it's blasphemy of the highest order. I've already started a petition up to get him publicly flogged. I trust I can rely on your support, my good man.
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:01 am
Away from my own son's problems I've just read that young Declan has never had a pint of beer.
Wtf is wrong with you ?
My lad is on pints of Remy Martin now thankfully but beer ffs !!
Shameful.
I'd even go as far as selling him and getting Razor Ruddock back. He likes a drop.
As I've stated in previous posts, it's blasphemy of the highest order. I've already started a petition up to get him publicly flogged. I trust I can rely on your support, my good man.
Of course my learned friend. Notify the Mancs he's available immediately. I'm sure they sell milk up there.
