That difficult decision

[palerider]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

[Newmarket]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

Hit him

[mkhammer]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

Give him a break mate, and a little time .........................he is only 7 after all.........

[palerider]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

Give him a break mate, and a little time .........................he is only 7 after all.........

[Brookbonds73]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

I'm sending Forbes the butler round immediately my dear friend with a case of single malt and a collection of Vera Lynn albums.
Quite frankly I'm horrified. If I hadn't been arrested in Tesco's (again) for indecency with a marrow, I'd be there myself and administer a sound thrashing.
The nerve of him!
You poor man, does he not understand you're a lush and that this very statement could tip you over the edge, sending you in to the darkest of places, quite possibly even to supporting them from N17!!
It's blasphemy of the highest order!
The time for talking has passed, I'm afraid. You have to take action, otherwise he'll be dressing as a tranny, wearing ' I love Greta tee shirts' and talking like a Brummie!
A beating every hour with large sticks should be the starting point, followed up by scrubbing of the gob with industrial strength hand cleanser. It goes without saying that you starve the young oik for a year and make him sleep in the dungeon, until he comes to his senses.
Fear not my friend, if all else fails, send him to me. Gertrude the pot bellied pig is on high alert and Horace the cockeyed llama is working himself up in to a frenzy.
The game is afoot m'lud, and the rack is oiled.
You're not alone mon Ami, we will prevail.

Stiff upper lip my good man.

BB.

[palerider]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

I'm sending Forbes the butler round immediately my dear friend with a case of single malt and a collection of Vera Lynn albums.
Quite frankly I'm horrified. If I hadn't been arrested in Tesco's (again) for indecency with a marrow, I'd be there myself and administer a sound thrashing.
The nerve of him!
You poor man, does he not understand you're a lush and that this very statement could tip you over the edge, sending you in to the darkest of places, quite possibly even to supporting them from N17!!
It's blasphemy of the highest order!
The time for talking has passed, I'm afraid. You have to take action, otherwise he'll be dressing as a tranny, wearing ' I love Greta tee shirts' and talking like a Brummie!
A beating every hour with large sticks should be the starting point, followed up by scrubbing of the gob with industrial strength hand cleanser. It goes without saying that you starve the young oik for a year and make him sleep in the dungeon, until he comes to his senses.
Fear not my friend, if all else fails, send him to me. Gertrude the pot bellied pig is on high alert and Horace the cockeyed llama is working himself up in to a frenzy.
The game is afoot m'lud, and the rack is oiled.
You're not alone mon Ami, we will prevail.

Stiff upper lip my good man.

BB.

You're too kind my learned friend. However, and I say this with a heavy heart as I've always believed a sound thrashing is the answer to any problem, but today's namby-pamby snowflake society would frown upon the birch and the thumb screw.

It's so sad. I've tried my best to bring him up in my image. I was so proud when I caught him masturbating watching a wench bent over the meat freezer in Tesco's and had nothing but praise when he stabbed a Chelsea fan at college. But this is different.

The doc has suggested a day watching a continual loop of a Palace v West Brom game. It may work. It sure as fuck would make me reach for the bottle.

[JayK]

Pale Junior plucked up the courage last night after months putting the moment off.

Dad, he said. I've got something to tell you. You're not going to like it.






I'm







Teetotal.




What the fuck should I do ?

Get a DNA test. Surely can’t be your offspring

[jameskel]

I assume he is not married yet?

[eastcoastclaret]

Frightening the youth of today fella.
Time to send him away to live with Aunt Bloomer who lives in the country. Worked years ago…
And don’t ever speak of this again of course

[palerider]

Frightening the youth of today fella.
Time to send him away to live with Aunt Bloomer who lives in the country. Worked years ago…
And don’t ever speak of this again of course

He's in a clinic getting better atm mate.

Expensive as they only use the best Brandy but you spare no expense for your own do you.