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Boris gets married

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What do you reckon last night ?

Reverse Cowgirl ?

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I reckon so. He seems to have an aversion to attractive women.

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OZHAMMER wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 12:25 pm I reckon so. He seems to have an aversion to attractive women.
:lol: :lol:

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palerider wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 12:14 pm What do you reckon last night ?

Reverse Cowgirl ?
I would suggest a dive off the top rope, followed by either a folding body press or a suplex. Once she's warmed up then it's on to beating with a crowbar and quite possibly suffocation with her own bloomers.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 1:59 pm
palerider wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 12:14 pm What do you reckon last night ?

Reverse Cowgirl ?
I would suggest a dive off the top rope, followed by either a folding body press or a suplex. Once she's warmed up then it's on to beating with a crowbar and quite possibly suffocation with her own bloomers.
I need to get changed now.

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Fucking joke. Bloke's been divorced twice, renounced his Catholic faith and his Jezebel spawned a bastard out of wedlock, yet they were still allowed to marry in a Catholic church.

Literally anyone else and the local Bishop would've chased them out of the church dousing them with holy water all the while shouting how unclean they were. These people are taking the piss and no fucker seems to be able to see it.
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OZHAMMER wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 12:25 pm I reckon so. He seems to have an aversion to attractive women.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018 ... 180466.jpg

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Spot The Difference
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BillyDWhizz wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 7:00 pm Fucking joke. Bloke's been divorced twice, renounced his Catholic faith and his Jezebel spawned a bastard out of wedlock, yet they were still allowed to marry in a Catholic church.

Literally anyone else and the local Bishop would've chased them out of the church dousing them with holy water all the while shouting how unclean they were. These people are taking the piss and no fucker seems to be able to see it.
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Gandalf wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 9:46 pm Spot The Difference



Is Boris the scarecrow?

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