My daughter's boyfriend drinks it. He had some called Inch's last week on holiday which he said was the rat's pyjamas so I bought some this morning in Tesco. I can always add a bit of brasso if it's too sweet.
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:18 am
I must confess I'm not feeling that sharp this morning.
Fear not Mon Ami.
A quart of wood stainer and you'll be up and running in no time.
Indeed.
I sensed all was not well when I mowed down two old ladies on the way to Tesco so before my weekly shop I purchased some RugDoctor spot and stain remover for your carpet.
I asked if they had a cold one because of the heat. They didn't so I've complained but downed it in one nonetheless.
Fear not Mon Ami.
A quart of wood stainer and you'll be up and running in no time.
Indeed.
I sensed all was not well when I mowed down two old ladies on the way to Tesco so before my weekly shop I purchased some RugDoctor spot and stain remover for your carpet.
I asked if they had a cold one because of the heat. They didn't so I've complained but downed it in one nonetheless.
Much better now.
More fool them for getting in the way my friend.
Elderly folk should be kept on a lead and only allowed out after midnight.
I was out walking Horace the cockeyed llama earlier on and he tried mounting an old biddy in b and q's carpark. Naturally she's now safely tucked away in my cellar where we'll be having some high shenanigans later on.
Stay alert my good fellow.
I sensed all was not well when I mowed down two old ladies on the way to Tesco so before my weekly shop I purchased some RugDoctor spot and stain remover for your carpet.
I asked if they had a cold one because of the heat. They didn't so I've complained but downed it in one nonetheless.
Much better now.
More fool them for getting in the way my friend.
Elderly folk should be kept on a lead and only allowed out after midnight.
I was out walking Horace the cockeyed llama earlier on and he tried mounting an old biddy in b and q's carpark. Naturally she's now safely tucked away in my cellar where we'll be having some high shenanigans later on.
Stay alert my good fellow.
I sensed all was not well when I mowed down two old ladies on the way to Tesco so before my weekly shop I purchased some RugDoctor spot and stain remover for your carpet.
I asked if they had a cold one because of the heat. They didn't so I've complained but downed it in one nonetheless.
Much better now.
More fool them for getting in the way my friend.
Elderly folk should be kept on a lead and only allowed out after midnight.
I was out walking Horace the cockeyed llama earlier on and he tried mounting an old biddy in b and q's carpark. Naturally she's now safely tucked away in my cellar where we'll be having some high shenanigans later on.
Stay alert my good fellow.
I'm sure she'll have a whale of a time my learned friend.
fuck knows why, but it does
