Toyko Olympics

[palerider]

Paris 2024.

Flat pack furniture assembly while cunted on Jim Beam to be announced as a new sport.

I'm ready.

Sword fighting after a couple of lines of Colombia's finest marching powder.
It'll be a hoot.

Put the illegals in chokey until 2024.

Then synchronised crucifixion.

I'd even give the Repair Shop a miss for that.

[Brookbonds73]

Sword fighting after a couple of lines of Colombia's finest marching powder.
It'll be a hoot.

Put the illegals in chokey until 2024.

Then synchronised crucifixion.

I'd even give the Repair Shop a miss for that.

Indeed.
As an aside, I'd bring in strangulation. Illegals could be lined up in chairs and strangled.
Fastest times win.

Down there for dancing.

[palerider]

I used to be fucking good at King Shit.

A wonderful pub game where 5 coins are lodged up your crack having pulled your strides up tight then waddling over a pint glass and dropping them.

I never missed.

I've written to the Olympic committee.