Indeed. And last winter's crop are proving positive for my kniphofias as well. You have to be careful with the root ball so bury them quite deep.
There was a surplus however as there's just so many of the cunts. There's a tree-hugging leftie up the road who's permanently on Facebook lecturing about how we should be welcoming millions. It's been met with a bit of anger. Comments like 'Why don't you put them up them you woke cunt ?'.
So I went a stage further and drove a lorry load of them to his gaff.
Last I heard they ate his wife.
If you want my dear friend, I will burn his house down for you. Or an hour's tasering session in my workshop if you prefer.
Better still I can send a coach load of Somalis up and they can stick the tree hugger in the pot.
Indeed. And last winter's crop are proving positive for my kniphofias as well. You have to be careful with the root ball so bury them quite deep.
There was a surplus however as there's just so many of the cunts. There's a tree-hugging leftie up the road who's permanently on Facebook lecturing about how we should be welcoming millions. It's been met with a bit of anger. Comments like 'Why don't you put them up them you woke cunt ?'.
So I went a stage further and drove a lorry load of them to his gaff.
Last I heard they ate his wife.
If you want my dear friend, I will burn his house down for you. Or an hour's tasering session in my workshop if you prefer.
Better still I can send a coach load of Somalis up and they can stick the tree hugger in the pot.
I'm so upset about the situation that I've prioritised my smuggling business. I'll only take Afghans now. When I take the RHB into the channel, any dinghy I come across is routinely questioned. If the illegals on board can't name the entire Afghan cricket squad, their shirt numbers and exact batting and bowling averages, their boat is humanely blown up. It leaves space for those in more need. One of them nearly did the other day but he said Rashid Khan's test bowling average was 22.39 when any true Afghan would have known it's 22.35. So he was clearly a Somali or something.
If you want my dear friend, I will burn his house down for you. Or an hour's tasering session in my workshop if you prefer.
Better still I can send a coach load of Somalis up and they can stick the tree hugger in the pot.
I'm so upset about the situation that I've prioritised my smuggling business. I'll only take Afghans now. When I take the RHB into the channel, any dinghy I come across is routinely questioned. If the illegals on board can't name the entire Afghan cricket squad, their shirt numbers and exact batting and bowling averages, their boat is humanely blown up. It leaves space for those in more need. One of them nearly did the other day but he said Rashid Khan's test bowling average was 22.39 when any true Afghan would have known it's 22.35. So he was clearly a Somali or something.
We do what we can.
And rightly so.
I've had to euthanise a whole hoard of the cunts posing as council recycling operatives, to accommodate another consignment of sea fairers. It was a hard decision, but if they couldn't tell me how many people live in Kabul, to the nearest dozen, then they were put to sleep. Svetlana my hairy arsed female Vixens worked her fingers to the bone euthanising the heathens among them. But she's a fine wench and is used to the work having received her training with the local spetznas in Moscow.
Like you my friend, we sing from the same hymn sheet.
I'm so upset about the situation that I've prioritised my smuggling business. I'll only take Afghans now. When I take the RHB into the channel, any dinghy I come across is routinely questioned. If the illegals on board can't name the entire Afghan cricket squad, their shirt numbers and exact batting and bowling averages, their boat is humanely blown up. It leaves space for those in more need. One of them nearly did the other day but he said Rashid Khan's test bowling average was 22.39 when any true Afghan would have known it's 22.35. So he was clearly a Somali or something.
We do what we can.
And rightly so.
I've had to euthanise a whole hoard of the cunts posing as council recycling operatives, to accommodate another consignment of sea fairers. It was a hard decision, but if they couldn't tell me how many people live in Kabul, to the nearest dozen, then they were put to sleep. Svetlana my hairy arsed female Vixens worked her fingers to the bone euthanising the heathens among them. But she's a fine wench and is used to the work having received her training with the local spetznas in Moscow.
Like you my friend, we sing from the same hymn sheet.
One cannot save the world my learned friend despite best efforts.
Sadly, emergencies have to jump the queue.
It's why I've set up a charity to help the thousands of desperate customers of Nando's, families torn apart because of chicken shortages.
A spirited piece my learned friend.
I've had to incinerate a few of them as they've started shitting in the sink, and playing des O'Connor albums in to the wee small hours.
Nothing like human broth to bring on the begonias.
Indeed. And last winter's crop are proving positive for my kniphofias as well. You have to be careful with the root ball so bury them quite deep.
There was a surplus however as there's just so many of the cunts. There's a tree-hugging leftie up the road who's permanently on Facebook lecturing about how we should be welcoming millions. It's been met with a bit of anger. Comments like 'Why don't you put them up them you woke cunt ?'.
So I went a stage further and drove a lorry load of them to his gaff.
Last I heard they ate his wife.
Palrider,you are wasted on here.You and BB could have easy been on tv 30 years ago with your comedy..We all know why you couldn't now,even though 65% would love you.The other 35% PC c**ts.
