There's no burger there because the salmonella ate it all.
You see this is precisely why women shouldn't be allowed out of the house. Giving a bloke that cack before a hard day's graft in the betting shop is blasphemy in my book.
I've been in touch with my legal team and it seems there is grounds for divorce on account of her trying to poison you.
Fear not, help is at hand.
Burger and onions. With a slice of cheese if going down that route. The tomato element should be only in the ketchup added.
That particular McDonalds may well regard tomato as a meat substitute. Just like KFC now serve meat-free chicken. What the flying fuck is that all about ?
It's not a mistake Tim and I don't think your other half munched said burger before she got home. It's all part of Greta's great scheme and total bollocks too.
I've got one of the Somalis on the BBQ as I type, in protest.
Maybe she ate that bit on the way home coz it smelt so nutritious and delicious and is now blaming McDonald’s
I broke the habit of a lifetime and posted it on Faceache, tagging McDonalds into it .
I’m eagerly awaiting a reply
Absolut NM...that's an insult of massive proportions, denying a working man his rightful 100% Irish ground beef nutritional patty. A clear case of big Retail
defrauding the little guy.
As BB suggests, act now and get legal advice - and when you absolutely positively need a skilled advocate in your corner, accept no substitute and look no further than the defense barrister used in the Rose West trial
Her whole future was at steak and he turned it into a little beef...
Maybe she ate that bit on the way home coz it smelt so nutritious and delicious and is now blaming McDonald’s 
