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palerider wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 5:45 am What did they say about you ?

Did they call you a cunt ?

Ironworksfc wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:49 am

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 5:45 am What did they say about you ?

Did they call you a cunt ?

If that were the case, they would be 100% correct

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:06 am I broke out in a cold sweat the other day as no one had called me a cunt for 3 hours.
Luckily enough my granddaughter saved the day by calling me a cunt. She's only one, but it was as clear as a bell.

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:55 am

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:06 am I broke out in a cold sweat the other day as no one had called me a cunt for 3 hours.
Luckily enough my granddaughter saved the day by calling me a cunt. She's only one, but it was as clear as a bell.

Every time I speak to someone I expect, no demand, that they refer to me as cunt.

Today was a day I had to take action I'm afraid. Boots greeted me with 'Hello cunt' when I picked up my prescription for psychosis. The lady in the bakers said 'That will be £1.50 cunt' when I bought a sausage roll. When I popped into the library to ask if the tome by the Marquis de Sade I ordered was in yet she went above what was required by replying 'No, you fucking sick cunt'.

But sadly the woman at a stall in the market merely said '£15 Sir' when I enquired about the price of a photo frame so I was forced to drop my strides and shit on her stock.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:57 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:55 am

Every time I speak to someone I expect, no demand, that they refer to me as cunt.

Today was a day I had to take action I'm afraid. Boots greeted me with 'Hello cunt' when I picked up my prescription for psychosis. The lady in the bakers said 'That will be £1.50 cunt' when I bought a sausage roll. When I popped into the library to ask if the tome by the Marquis de Sade I ordered was in yet she went above what was required by replying 'No, you fucking sick cunt'.

But sadly the woman at a stall in the market merely said '£15 Sir' when I enquired about the price of a photo frame so I was forced to drop my strides and shit on her stock.

And she can thank her lucky stars, she got off lightly the fucking whore!
She's obviously a nappy wearing heshe ponce, on benefits from a housing estate in Middlesbrough, selling old bits of shite.
Send me the address my good man, and I shall burn her house down for you.