Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 12:15 pm
Dear Sir Pale.
I've just met a stunning woman, but when it came down to the dirty deed, she had a minge that looked like it had been hit by an axe. It was like putting a pencil in the blackwall tunnel. I've spoken to BB and after continuous groaning on the other end of the phone, he suggested rohipnol and shoving implements like a snooker cue or a piece of scaffold pole up there to fill the void for balance. I've taken his advice, but he's referred me to you for a second opinion.
Yours in desperation
Rupert Plink.
Dear Rupert.
A common problem these days with demure English roses putting it about with hundreds of African illegals, many of whom have shlongs like a dead branch with a sheep's heart stuck on the end. Another reason I believe to sink the dinghies with harpoons mid-channel but I digress.
At the end of the day, the act should be a joyous occasion for both partners. Therefore I recommend a course of ointment from my company in Germany, Grossenbratwurst AD based in Munchen.
Our secret formula will treble length and quadruple girth in days !
Although secret, the ingredients I have to tell you by law, include certain enzymes found in Jamaican men and side effects, although rare, could result in you sucking your teeth, drive-by shooting and robbing shopkeepers at knifepoint.
I've sent you a free sample.
Let me know how you get on.
