You have them for every poxy thing under the sun now.
Need a shit ?
Download our app............Fuck OFF !!
I went to a quiz night at a pub about 4 miles away last night. I got a lift there, thought I'd get a cab back. But this is Somerset ffs, so instead of a 90 minute wait in the wind I walked. After the sausage and chip meal (no vegan alternative available) and 5 pints of Butcombe.
On my return the Health app that counts your steps on my phone pinged.
palerider wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:41 am
You have them for every poxy thing under the sun now.
Need a shit ?
Download our app............Fuck OFF !!
I went to a quiz night at a pub about 4 miles away last night. I got a lift there, thought I'd get a cab back. But this is Somerset ffs, so instead of a 90 minute wait in the wind I walked. After the sausage and chip meal (no vegan alternative available) and 5 pints of Butcombe.
On my return the Health app that counts your steps on my phone pinged.
Workout detected.
Glad I'm looking after myself.
Quite so.
I had a splattering the other morning after a delightful chicken Madras the night before.
I dropped my phone in the bog to test for consistency and all it could come up with was that I needed to eat more fibre.
Stupid fucking thing.
