My granddaughter returned home after being out to the park with her mum today. Nothing wrong with that you may say, except for one thing. She'd had a bit of a fight.
Naturally I enquired if she won, to which my daughter in law looked at me with disgust.
It transpires that she attacked a young boy dressed in a spuds shirt, hitting him on the bonce with a toy shovel and tried to strangle him with his own scarf.
I was beaming with pride and we're off out to the pub later to celebrate.
She's only 18 months old, but I think a couple of pints and a burger is the order of the day.
As for myself I intend to get sloshed!
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 3:08 pm
My granddaughter returned home after being out to the park with her mum today. Nothing wrong with that you may say, except for one thing. She'd had a bit of a fight.
Naturally I enquired if she won, to which my daughter in law looked at me with disgust.
It transpires that she attacked a young boy dressed in a spuds shirt, hitting him on the bonce with a toy shovel and tried to strangle him with his own scarf.
I was beaming with pride and we're off out to the pub later to celebrate.
She's only 18 months old, but I think a couple of pints and a burger is the order of the day.
As for myself I intend to get sloshed!
Well done my little Hammerette.
It warms the cockles of your heart but make sure she gets her round in too.
