Well, a couple of Kyiv sisters have moved in up the road. Sadly not beauties but munters. They do a lovely boiled wash to get rid of the, er, yoghurt stains on my sheets though.
And they've convinced me to open up my heart too so I'm expecting an arrival soon. A mother and daughter. No naughtiness, honest. Just doing the decent thing.
I'll have to get rid of the 40 Nigerians who live in the room though so with Priti's offshore detainee centre soon to kick in I'm cutting out the middle man and putting drugs in their ackee so they won't realise they've woken up on the Goodwin Sands until high tide.
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:23 am
Well, a couple of Kyiv sisters have moved in up the road. Sadly not beauties but munters. They do a lovely boiled wash to get rid of the, er, yoghurt stains on my sheets though.
And they've convinced me to open up my heart too so I'm expecting an arrival soon. A mother and daughter. No naughtiness, honest. Just doing the decent thing.
I'll have to get rid of the 40 Nigerians who live in the room though so with Priti's offshore detainee centre soon to kick in I'm cutting out the middle man and putting drugs in their ackee so they won't realise they've woken up on the Goodwin Sands until high tide.
Zelensky will be proud.
A noble deed my learned friend.
I've recently taken in a family of 19 who made their way over via Somalia. They say that their house in mogodishskiya was bombed and they had to flee a bit sharpish.
I never knew Ukrainians ate rice by the sack load.
Still at £350 a pop I can afford it.
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:23 am
Well, a couple of Kyiv sisters have moved in up the road. Sadly not beauties but munters. They do a lovely boiled wash to get rid of the, er, yoghurt stains on my sheets though.
And they've convinced me to open up my heart too so I'm expecting an arrival soon. A mother and daughter. No naughtiness, honest. Just doing the decent thing.
I'll have to get rid of the 40 Nigerians who live in the room though so with Priti's offshore detainee centre soon to kick in I'm cutting out the middle man and putting drugs in their ackee so they won't realise they've woken up on the Goodwin Sands until high tide.
Zelensky will be proud.
A noble deed my learned friend.
I've recently taken in a family of 19 who made their way over via Somalia. They say that their house in mogodishskiya was bombed and they had to flee a bit sharpish.
I never knew Ukrainians ate rice by the sack load.
Still at £350 a pop I can afford it.
Should it be hats off to Boris? He showed balls going over there I reckon. Not only the danger of being there but by publicly giving vlad the middle finger. Did look a bit poncy in a suit and tie though compared to the poor cunt in his battle greens.
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............
tassiehammer wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:00 am
Should it be hats off to Boris? He showed balls going over there I reckon. Not only the danger of being there but by publicly giving vlad the middle finger. Did look a bit poncy in a suit and tie though compared to the poor cunt in his battle greens.
Very ballsy, and a big fuck you to Putin. Blow-Job’s gone up a rung in my book.
tassiehammer wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:00 am
Should it be hats off to Boris? He showed balls going over there I reckon. Not only the danger of being there but by publicly giving vlad the middle finger. Did look a bit poncy in a suit and tie though compared to the poor cunt in his battle greens.
Very ballsy, and a big fuck you to Putin. Blow-Job’s gone up a rung in my book.
Yep.
Ukraine is to BJ what the Falklands was to Maggie. Saved his job, although he'll still get pelters from that cunt Starmer for any minor given thing under the sun.
After reading the news today, an estimated loss to the Russian people is between 70,000 to 80,000 people killed in action. Russia are looking for volunteers up to the age of 60.
If this is true and Russia are desperate, could this be the closing stages of the war.
Noni wrote: ↑Mon Aug 22, 2022 2:47 pm
After reading the news today, an estimated loss to the Russian people is between 70,000 to 80,000 people killed in action. Russia are looking for volunteers up to the age of 60.
If this is true and Russia are desperate, could this be the closing stages of the war.
I’m sure they started with 2 million troops. That shoulda been enough
Noni wrote: ↑Mon Aug 22, 2022 2:47 pm
After reading the news today, an estimated loss to the Russian people is between 70,000 to 80,000 people killed in action. Russia are looking for volunteers up to the age of 60.
If this is true and Russia are desperate, could this be the closing stages of the war.
I’m sure they started with 2 million troops. That shoulda been enough
Difference between the Russian military of now and yesteryear is that nowadays all of their conscripts are actually Russian.
Think about it.
