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Bring back Jonathon !

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Omicron is an anagram of moronic

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Newmarket wrote: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:34 pm

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Nobody who follows the news in detail has doubted for one moment that Ukrainian nazis exist mate. Just the same as there are those of a similar persuasion in every country in Europe.

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Some excellent news - 89,000 registered on the Government website "Perverts unchecked" to offer accommodation to the fleeing women from Ukraine.
All part of our governments "shelter from the storm" initiative. - makes a mans eyes damp as well...

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BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:17 am Some excellent news - 89,000 registered on the Government website "Perverts unchecked" to offer accommodation to the fleeing women from Ukraine.
All part of our governments "shelter from the storm" initiative. - makes a mans eyes damp as well...
How very dare you.

My intentions are purely honourable.

I've even booked riding lessons for Misha and Petra.

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palerider wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:38 am
BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:17 am Some excellent news - 89,000 registered on the Government website "Perverts unchecked" to offer accommodation to the fleeing women from Ukraine.
All part of our governments "shelter from the storm" initiative. - makes a mans eyes damp as well...
How very dare you.

My intentions are purely honourable.

I've even booked riding lessons for Misha and Petra.
A noble effort my good man.
I've already acquired 40 British telecom phones for my new chat line venture.
You do what you can.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:18 am
palerider wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:38 am

How very dare you.

My intentions are purely honourable.

I've even booked riding lessons for Misha and Petra.
A noble effort my good man.
I've already acquired 40 British telecom phones for my new chat line venture.
You do what you can.
Nothing like the sultry tones with a hint of the Carpathians telling you what they'd like to do to you my learned friend. Many a time I've unloaded in the pet product aisle of Sainsburys with my Nokia to my ear.

I must admit my own venture into the business hasn't been a success as the female Somalis I smuggled in haven't quite got the hang of it and frustrated old cunts from Nottingham don't really want to hear that Fatima would love to wash their goats.

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palerider wrote: Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:07 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:18 am

A noble effort my good man.
I've already acquired 40 British telecom phones for my new chat line venture.
You do what you can.
Nothing like the sultry tones with a hint of the Carpathians telling you what they'd like to do to you my learned friend. Many a time I've unloaded in the pet product aisle of Sainsburys with my Nokia to my ear.

I must admit my own venture into the business hasn't been a success as the female Somalis I smuggled in haven't quite got the hang of it and frustrated old cunts from Nottingham don't really want to hear that Fatima would love to wash their goats.
😂😂
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Omicron is an anagram of moronic

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Interesting to see how the UK papers headline the conflict.

Daily Mail. ' WW3 hours away and we're all going to die'
Daily Express. 'Ukraine war gives Brexit boost to Boris'
The Guardian. 'This would never have happened if we'd stayed in the EU'
The Independent. 'Why are Ukrainian refugees more important than brown ones ?'
Daily Mirror. 'Jeremy Corbyn calls for Ukraine surrender to end bloodshed'
The Sun. 'Angela Rayner slams Putin and has nice tits'
Daily Star. 'Vladimir Putin ate my cat'

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