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Oscar Bitch Slap

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Here we go, Chis Rock (a hilarious american comedian ?) makes a joke about (audience guest(s)) Wilf Smith's wife, while hosting the 2022 event.
Because Wilf's wife suffers from alopecia (medical term for baldness) Chris subtlety and very adroitly compares her bonce to "GI Jane"
a reference to the 1997 film starring Demi Moore who portrayed an enlisted soldier with an enlisted soldier's trademark buzz cut.

Very funny,right - except after a 15 sec delay where Will Smith computed the jokes essence [and finding it unagreeable to himself] , he stormed onto the stage and bitch slapped Chris, who looked like a man who had been belted hard in the kisser afterwards.

Ricky Gervais beware - when Wilf's in the room...


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He wouldn't have been half as macho had it been The Rock hosting the award.

I can see the conversation now:

Jada: Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Will: Yup.
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Load of old cunt.

More important shit going down right now.

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palerider wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:54 am Load of old cunt.

More important shit going down right now.
Always been a load of s*t to me!

Celebrity back slapping and licking each others arses .

Why do people watch this crap?

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terrya1965 wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:35 pm
palerider wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:54 am Load of old cunt.

More important shit going down right now.
Always been a load of s*t to me!

Celebrity back slapping and licking each others arses .

Why do people watch this crap?
It's a case of each to their own Terry. There are things I find boring. Reality TV, F1, endless news about the Royals. But others lap it up.

I suppose loving the Oscars is the average person's version of escapism. Seeing all the bints of the screen done up in their best frocks and posing on red carpets. The blokes in their $5000 suits. We can all dream of the glory but it's something that never happens.

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will smith, what a wanker :D
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Re: Oscar Bitch Slap

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thats the new pc woke oscars i assume...meh , who cares...imagine the uproar if it had a white chap whod slugged him !...

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Rick_Deckard wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:16 pm thats the new pc woke oscars i assume...meh , who cares...imagine the uproar if it had a white chap whod slugged him !...
Wearing white hooded robes and carrying a burning cross.

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Re: Oscar Bitch Slap

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palerider wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:33 pm
Rick_Deckard wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:16 pm thats the new pc woke oscars i assume...meh , who cares...imagine the uproar if it had a white chap whod slugged him !...
Wearing white hooded robes and carrying a burning cross.
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Oscar Bitch Slap

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I always thought the Oscars were dull but now I've change my mind. :D

Will Smith deserves that Oscar, not for King Richard but slapping Chris Rock and shouting at him afterwards...I enjoyed the punchline! :lol:

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