Oscar Bitch Slap

[Fade-and-Die]

Fuck me, can't anything happen without you lot thinking it's a conspiracy??

So Jada developed an auto immune disease to help Pfizer promote their alopecia drug? The leaps you lot make are incredible.

Baby step here

Joke made about alopecia

Big fake huha that gets massively hyped by the press

More articles about alopecia than you can count on all of your fingers and toes straight after

Big pharma have a new drug to sell that supposedly cures alopecia

The fact you jumped to the autoimmune point beggars belief really

So let me get this straight...

The Pfizer marketing people got the Oscars organisers together with Will Smith and Chris Rock, and said "we've got this idea that we need you to take part in. Chris, you need to make a joke about Will's wife being bald. You ok with that, Will? Good. Then, Will, you laugh at first as though it's funny, but then you catch Jada's eye - yeah, better make sure she's up for this too - and you suddenly march up to Chris and smack him in the face. Chris, that good with you? It's to promote this drug we've got which treats alopecia. So we're all in, yeah?"

And of course they all agreed to it.

Will happily asked his wife if she could be the butt of a joke, to help Pfizer with some sales. He agreed to potentially jeopardise his own career and risk arrest because, well, why not? And Chris went along with it all because he's up for a laugh.

All this for a drug aimed at a very niche market, the target being those who suffer from baldness and want treatment for it, who in all likelihood would've been aware of what treatments are on the market anyway.

Like I said, leaps!

[Noni]

So will Pfizer help those who have lost their hair including bald men?...

[Brookbonds73]

If he slapped me like that the cunt would've needed a priest.

[Dwayne Pipes]

No class at all from the black brethren.

[Brookbonds73]

Black lives slapper.

Coat
Hat
Sword.

[palerider]

I'm suing him.

It was a frightening experience and has caused me grief. It interfered with my gender/race identity therapy.

[Dwayne Pipes]

At least it wasn’t another knife crime statistic.

[Noni]

Will Smith banned from Oscars for 10 years.....

[OZHAMMER]

There’ll be a riot.

Best get to work on the bronze statue.

[Brookbonds73]

I'm suing him.

It was a frightening experience and has caused me grief. It interfered with my gender/race identity therapy.

I feel for you Mon Ami.
One minute Percy's out throbbing like an earthquake and the next you're in a mini skirt, 2 foot afro, calling yourself Josephenia.
I'm up the wall with it all, I tell ya.