palerider wrote: ↑Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm
Well I've caught it I think.
I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.
I hope the vaccine works.
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
Stay strong my learned friend.
I'm at Heathrow atm waiting for a flight to the Congo to see my family.
The queues are horrendous but you get free chocolate if you leap up and down in WH Smiths pissing on the self-service tills.
Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:34 pm
Official team briefing at work today .
If I suspect I might have it I’m not to come to work unless I have covid too in which case it’s ok