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Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.

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palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
Was it a victim or vermins car?
COYI!!!

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JayK wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:38 pm
palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
Was it a victim or vermins car?
Some old dear's Fiat I think. Didn't ask.

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palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:39 pm
JayK wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:38 pm

Was it a victim or vermins car?
Some old dear's Fiat I think. Didn't ask.
:lol: Oh well, shit cars anyway
COYI!!!

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palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
Have you also been grooming your partners hair and eating the fleas. That's kinda common sign too.

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Noni wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:53 pm
palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
Have you also been grooming your partners hair and eating the fleas. That's kinda common sign too.
I've done that for years.

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palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 7:20 pm
palerider wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm Well I've caught it I think.

I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.



I hope the vaccine works.
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
I have a couple of old tyres you can have, to put up in your garden. I'll even give you some monkey nuts too!.... ;)

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Noni wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 8:16 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 7:20 pm

I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
I have a couple of old tyres you can have, to put up in your garden. I'll even give you some monkey nuts too!.... ;)
I'll pass on the nuts.
But if you've got any old planet of the apes videos, I'm your man.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 8:56 pm
Noni wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 8:16 pm

I have a couple of old tyres you can have, to put up in your garden. I'll even give you some monkey nuts too!.... ;)
I'll pass on the nuts.
But if you've got any old planet of the apes videos, I'm your man.
I can see you got it BB.

It's all over your profile pic. ;)

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