palerider wrote: ↑Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm
Well I've caught it I think.
I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.
I hope the vaccine works.
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
palerider wrote: ↑Mon May 30, 2022 3:33 pm
Well I've caught it I think.
I was in Tesco this morning and had an uncontrollable urge to eat 10 bananas then run into the car park and shit on someone's windscreen.
I hope the vaccine works.
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
I have a couple of old tyres you can have, to put up in your garden. I'll even give you some monkey nuts too!....
I concur Mon Ami.
I've began knicking people's shopping as they're putting it in their cars then scurrying away up a tree.
I've developed an arse like a baboon, my knuckles are fucked and I've pictures of Tarzan plastered everywhere.
Can't wait for the booster, turning in to a siverbacks all the go, apparently.
I have a couple of old tyres you can have, to put up in your garden. I'll even give you some monkey nuts too!....
I'll pass on the nuts.
But if you've got any old planet of the apes videos, I'm your man.