Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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Dwayne Pipes
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Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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To the Queen “gawd bless her”
Hurrah!!

Let down unfortunately by some of the family.

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Re: Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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I'm making a fucking mint down here selling Union Jack dogging jackets.

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Re: Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:47 pm I'm making a fucking mint down here selling Union Jack dogging jackets.
I tried to get Lizzie involved in chat lines and open up Buck Palace as a knocking shop. But unfortunately one was too busy picking up the corgi kaka after Andy had been balls deep in various rooms.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Re: Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:52 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:47 pm I'm making a fucking mint down here selling Union Jack dogging jackets.
I tried to get Lizzie involved in chat lines and open up Buck Palace as a knocking shop. But unfortunately one was too busy picking up the corgi kaka after Andy had been balls deep in various rooms.
:lol:

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Re: Happy Platinum Jubilee Ma’am.

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Some sad news though.

Ermintrude, Fuschia, Gaylord and Marmaduke from my Animal Rebellion group were manhandled and arrested by the filth for a peaceful sit-down in front of the marching band. I couldn't be there myself as pater was home from Mustique.

Unless we stop dairy farming right now and switch to a plant-based diet together with converting all the arable dairy land into eco-friendly yurts for our asylum-seeking friends fleeing devastating war in France then the human race will cease to exist by October.

I'm so upset I cried into my quinoa and pomegranate couscous at lunchtime.

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