According to sources Prince Andy has the COVID and will not be attending the party on Friday.
If I told the cunt once, I told him a thousand times, that fucking 9 year olds got the pox.
Fucking fat lout, just wouldn't listen.
He could have had one of the Ukrainian grannies I've got up in the loft. Alright some of them chuck up a tad, and most have lost their gnashers, but every holes a goal as they say.
Just whack a nappy on em and your good to go, you just have to make sure they have their asthma pumps close by in case it gets a tad vigorous.
You just can't tell some people.