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The new dawn in English cricket

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Lost 5 wickets for 8 runs in 28 balls.

Useless fucking wankers.

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palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:22 pm Lost 5 wickets for 8 runs in 28 balls.

Useless fucking wankers.
Sorry you lost your wickets, hope you find them!. :D

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Noni wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:46 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:22 pm Lost 5 wickets for 8 runs in 28 balls.

Useless fucking wankers.
Sorry you lost your wickets, hope you find them!. :D
Prob somewhere near his marbles
COYI!!!

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palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:22 pm Lost 5 wickets for 8 runs in 28 balls.

Useless fucking wankers.
They'll probably drop Anderson again, to rectify the problem!!

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dorsetdano wrote: Fri Jun 03, 2022 7:17 am
palerider wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:22 pm Lost 5 wickets for 8 runs in 28 balls.

Useless fucking wankers.
They'll probably drop Anderson again, to rectify the problem!!
Or promote him to bat at number 3.

Ollie Pope has never batted there, even for his county.

Great move that.

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Utter shite.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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I take it back.

We haven't reached the heights of shite, just yet.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 3:04 pm I take it back.

We haven't reached the heights of shite, just yet.
As a fellow Lords Taverner my learned friend, you'll realise that without young Root, this shower wouldn't beat the Falkland Islands. Sir Humphrey Fforbes-Hitler said the same to me over pink gins at the club last night.

We need the guile of WG Grace again to stiffen the batting order. This bunch of nancy boys have it too easy. A public flogging if they get out to rash shots, that's what's needed.

Gone are the days when Freddie Truman would run through the fuzzy-wuzzies before lunch and we'd canter to a three day thrashing leaving a couple of days off to go fox hunting.

A damn shame I tell you.

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palerider wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 12:06 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 3:04 pm I take it back.

We haven't reached the heights of shite, just yet.
As a fellow Lords Taverner my learned friend, you'll realise that without young Root, this shower wouldn't beat the Falkland Islands. Sir Humphrey Fforbes-Hitler said the same to me over pink gins at the club last night.

We need the guile of WG Grace again to stiffen the batting order. This bunch of nancy boys have it too easy. A public flogging if they get out to rash shots, that's what's needed.

Gone are the days when Freddie Truman would run through the fuzzy-wuzzies before lunch and we'd canter to a three day thrashing leaving a couple of days off to go fox hunting.

A damn shame I tell you.
Well like we've always said, you can't keep a good root down.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Re: The new dawn in English cricket

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I think New Zealand might declare in October, give us a bit of a chance.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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