So the truth has been revealed. He was trafficked here as an 8 year old and went into domestic slavery.
What a fucking disgrace, and to think there are those who want him deported ffs.
I was watching on the box in 2012 on that memorable night at the ILS when he won the golds. Who knew at the time that other future heroes like Gokhan Tore would perform on that same exalted stage ? I was cunted and in the Canaries as I remember but cheered like the rest. So many people have short memories, so I'm offering, here and now, the chance for Mo to have the life he's entitled to. He can come and work at Pale Towers as chief mufti, in charge of all the other Somalis.
He'll be responsible for supervising the horse shit-shovelling and onward sale. He can keep his knighthood and even do that stupid head patting thing if he wants. What was it...the Mobot ? I don't give a fuck either way tbh. He'll get top rate of £2.50 an hour and double rations of beef jerky. What's not to like ?
'We all need somebody to lean on'.
Or some shit like that.