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Read earlier that someone’s recycle bin went up and proceeded to burn their neighbours and their own fences.
COYI!!!

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My cuz lives in Upminster. One of the fires was dangerously close to her.

People need to be careful where they set up a Wicker Man.

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palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:02 am My cuz lives in Upminster. One of the fires was dangerously close to her.

People need to be careful where they set up a Wicker Man.
Newham, Barking are spreading. Folks in Upminster, Hornchurch and surrounds won't know what a wicker man was soon.
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............

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tassiehammer wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:55 am
palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:02 am My cuz lives in Upminster. One of the fires was dangerously close to her.

People need to be careful where they set up a Wicker Man.
Newham, Barking are spreading. Folks in Upminster, Hornchurch and surrounds won't know what a wicker man was soon.
When the Mother-in-law lived in Scotland I saw there was a Wicker Man festival near her so I went.

Most disappointed it was just poxy folk music. Bearded cunts putting their fingers in their ears and singing about the harvest.

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palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 1:14 pm
tassiehammer wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:55 am

Newham, Barking are spreading. Folks in Upminster, Hornchurch and surrounds won't know what a wicker man was soon.
When the Mother-in-law lived in Scotland I saw there was a Wicker Man festival near her so I went.

Most disappointed it was just poxy folk music. Bearded cunts putting their fingers in their ears and singing about the harvest.
There’s an annual Wicker Man festival in Grays .
Every year the local residents choose a human sacrifice.

After they’ve burnt him everybody dances on his grave chanting a Rumanian Folk song.
Bring back Jonathon !

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Newmarket wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 1:29 pm
palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 1:14 pm

When the Mother-in-law lived in Scotland I saw there was a Wicker Man festival near her so I went.

Most disappointed it was just poxy folk music. Bearded cunts putting their fingers in their ears and singing about the harvest.
There’s an annual Wicker Man festival in Grays .
Every year the local residents choose a human sacrifice.

After they’ve burnt him everybody dances on his grave chanting a Rumanian Folk song.
Why Romanian ?

You haven't got any in Grays have you ?

:lol:

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Video doing the rounds ,fireman I believe showing the damage in Wennington Essex
Fuck me looked like the aftermath of a fucking Russian missile attack.

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palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:02 am My cuz lives in Upminster. One of the fires was dangerously close to her.

People need to be careful where they set up a Wicker Man.
Quite so.
I had an indoor barbecue yesterday.
Took down half the street, but my tofu and watercress burgers we're to die for.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 4:47 pm
palerider wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:02 am My cuz lives in Upminster. One of the fires was dangerously close to her.

People need to be careful where they set up a Wicker Man.
Quite so.
I had an indoor barbecue yesterday.
Took down half the street, but my tofu and watercress burgers were to die for.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 4:47 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 4:47 pm

Quite so.
I had an indoor barbecue yesterday.
Took down half the street, but my tofu and watercress burgers were to die for.
Algy, Mimi and I are at a vegan cafe right now planning where we'll glue ourselves next. The dandelion quiche is wonderful.

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