Just turned on the box and boulder climbing is one of the sports at the European championships.
I must say there's some fiesty looking wenches bending themselves in to all shapes.
I've already bashed myself crosseyed and next doors African Grey's is in bits all over the Axminster in the front room.
I'm off out now to buy some new jodhpurs as the old one's caught fire after a vigorous tugging.
It's a hoot, I tell ya!