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Im of mixed parentage...German and Phillipino...One side of the family wants to take over the world, the other side wants to clean it !...

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Lady knocked on the door asking if I could contribute to the Pakistan floods sorry I replied but my hosepipe only reaches the end of the garden.

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Man shot by a starting pistol in London
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I wanted a Dracula outfit for the Halloween party. The girl at the shop gave me a David Moyes mask.

'No' I said. 'I think you misheard me. I want to look like a count'.

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palerider wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:50 am I wanted a Dracula outfit for the Halloween party. The girl at the shop gave me a David Moyes mask.

'No' I said. 'I think you misheard me. I want to look like a count'.
:lol: Made me proper chuckle that.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:50 pm
palerider wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:50 am I wanted a Dracula outfit for the Halloween party. The girl at the shop gave me a David Moyes mask.

'No' I said. 'I think you misheard me. I want to look like a count'.
:lol: Made me proper chuckle that.
Me too actually. The old ones are still the best ones Dwayne.
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Newmarket wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:21 pm
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:50 pm

:lol: Made me proper chuckle that.
Me too actually. The old ones are still the best ones Dwayne.
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