I've come up with a novel idea which will help the oil brigade, those wishing to get on with life and indeed even the elderly. And it's this.....
Firstly those that wish to sit in the middle of the road and cause mayhem to ordinary folk, we should douse them in the stuff, chuck gallons of it all over them. Then get all the elderly who can't afford to heat their homes to gather round and chuck a match. They'll go up a treat, the elderly can warm themselves and the motorists can just drive over them!
I think it'll be a hoot.
I'm off out shortly to set fire to some woke cunts as a trial run.
Toodle-oo.
The world is turning into a dangerous place at a stunning speed. My hydrangeas are still in full bloom and there was a wasp on my plate as Fleur and I nibbled our organic cucumber sandwiches at Chez Hortense yesterday.
So we've teamed up with Aneurin, Gethsemane, Wood Myrtle and Gary Lineker and are gluing ourselves to the 8.33 from Salisbury to Portsmouth Harbour today in protest. Finally, the government must take action and return us to a gentler, kinder Bronze-Age existence.
I see a couple of the wronguns threw tomato soup at Van Goghs sunflower painting today then glued themselves to the floor. I’m not an art fanatic but these people are fucktards
JayK wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:48 pm
I see a couple of the wronguns threw tomato soup at Van Goghs sunflower painting today then glued themselves to the floor. I’m not an art fanatic but these people are fucktards
The two tins were nicked from the local food bank.
Police should have amputated the slags hands at the wrist
Leave them there glued to floor as a modern art exhibit
