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Another thing that really gets on my tits. You buy some mundane item online. Two days later your inbox has some fucking idiot email.

'What do you think of the Kerbl litter tray deodorizer you bought for £5.99 ?. Fuck off !

Or

We notice you recently stayed at the Farmhouse Inn Portsmouth. Please help us by taking part in this short online survey that will only take 20 minutes......Utter cunts.

Don't get me fucking going on 'This site uses cookies to enhance your browsing experience'.

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Or you could win £50 by doing a review......................wankers

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British Gas tried fitting smart meters here yet again even though i keep telling them its not possible without a lot of major hassle....engineer turns up, looks at current leccy meters and says "sorry, no can do because yada blah yada" ....yeah i know that ...im now getting texts saying This is my last chance to complete the text survey to let them know " How did we do" they did fuck alll..."my last chance" not as if theyre paying me to do it and i stand to lose a load of money....

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Thinking of purchasing some litter tray deodoriser any recommendations ?

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:08 pm Thinking of purchasing some litter tray deodoriser any recommendations ?
Zoflora is pretty good with Dog piss soooooo…
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Newmarket wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:15 pm
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:08 pm Thinking of purchasing some litter tray deodoriser any recommendations ?
Zoflora is pretty good with Dog piss soooooo…
I find it goes down a treat with an Indian tonic water.
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palerider wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:02 pm Another thing that really gets on my tits. You buy some mundane item online. Two days later your inbox has some fucking idiot email.

'What do you think of the Kerbl litter tray deodorizer you bought for £5.99 ?. Fuck off !

Or

We notice you recently stayed at the Farmhouse Inn Portsmouth. Please help us by taking part in this short online survey that will only take 20 minutes......Utter cunts.

Don't get me fucking going on 'This site uses cookies to enhance your browsing experience'.
It's pure witchcraft my good man.
A bit like "we hope you enjoyed your stay at the Anal bleaching unit, please take a moment to fill in our survey"
No I can't, now fuck off.
Intrusive cunts!!
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Before the internet, people were paid to call you at your house and do the same thing or more often try to sell you their product.

I would often ask for their name and can I call you back. They often put the phone down. :lol:

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20% off your bill today in Taco Bell if you complete a short survey.

How about your fucking staff in the Bridgwater restaurant understanding English and not Yoruba as a priority first....



Cunts.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:08 pm Thinking of purchasing some litter tray deodoriser any recommendations ?
Save your money. Kick the fucking cat out. ;)
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