I still go out trick or treating, but now I use a crossbow and chloroform.
You have to move with the times.
You do indeed my learned friend.
As long as you respect gender fluidity you'll be fine.
I've recently purchased a blunderbuss for the occasion and hope to try it out at least once this evening. I've got the door knocker rigged up to the electric, should give the little bastards a good jolt.
And I've laced the sweets with laxatives.
Should be a hoot.
As long as you respect gender fluidity you'll be fine.
I've recently purchased a blunderbuss for the occasion and hope to try it out at least once this evening. I've got the door knocker rigged up to the electric, should give the little bastards a good jolt.
And I've laced the sweets with laxatives.
Should be a hoot.
It pissed down here last night so a lot quieter than usual but I found a few hardy souls this morning in the bear traps I'd set with chocolate as bait. I released them with a clip on the ear so they could get to school and see the nurse to get the wounds bandaged.
Quite so.
I prefer the old bints, the bones are more brittle.
You've probably read about the Somerset gimp who scares the locals this time of year.
I'd like to totally refute the idea that it's me.
The geezer's a fucking amateur. He doesn't even carry a scythe.
Wanker.
Heart wrenching stuff Mon Ami.
I have one near me who uses a plastic one. Fortunately I caught the cunt and the illegals have had him in a stew.
Chin up dear friend, there's always a way.
