Hammers Chat

My new grim reaper oufit with real scythe just arrived so I'm all set for the big day. I hope it's going to be dry. There's no shelter around the old folks' home as I knock on the windows.

And own up. Who's bought a shed load of choccie bars for the kids but pretends to be out so you can eat it all yourself ?

Did not know, you like dressing in ladies lingerie.

Jaimie Lee-Curtis...

Noni wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:12 pm Did not know, you like dressing in ladies lingerie.

Where have you been?

I like to sit in the dark for these nights so the grovelling little cunts don’t knock on my door.

Got my pumpkin ready though.

I've dusted down the lifesize Ian Dowie cardboard cutout and the David Moyes one with the hang out eyeballs. And I have the hose ready to douse the little bastards when they knock the door.
Should be a hoot.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:41 pm I've dusted down the lifesize Ian Dowie cardboard cutout and the David Moyes one with the hang out eyeballs. And I have the hose ready to douse the little bastards when they knock the door.
Should be a hoot.

I've ordered extra khat for the Somalis and told them to keep guard. I don't want any of the little shits interupting the Repair Shop.

What started has a British tradition,well Irish and Scottish was popularised by the Yanks.

Everything that is Americanised eventually comes back to us..What a crock of sh*t!

When I was a kid growing up in the 1970's,this was the warm up Event for Guy Fawkes Night..Now that was an Event.

terrya1965 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:49 pm What started has a British tradition,well Irish and Scottish was popularised by the Yanks.

Everything that is Americanised eventually comes back to us..What a crock of sh*t!

When I was a kid growing up in the 1970's,this was the warm up Event for Guy Fawkes Night..Now that was an Event.

I still go out trick or treating, but now I use a crossbow and chloroform.
You have to move with the times.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 11:40 pm

terrya1965 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:49 pm What started has a British tradition,well Irish and Scottish was popularised by the Yanks.

Everything that is Americanised eventually comes back to us..What a crock of sh*t!

When I was a kid growing up in the 1970's,this was the warm up Event for Guy Fawkes Night..Now that was an Event.

I still go out trick or treating, but now I use a crossbow and chloroform.
You have to move with the times.

You wouldn't get away with having that sort of humour on KUMB.