Our little band are opening our hearts this Christmas to the poor unfortunate souls fleeing the war in France and to give them some cheer at this festive time of the year. We appreciate that not many of them celebrate it, and we've thrown out one of our members for saying those that say they do are lying cunts, so we've adapted some of the old favourites for our carol service.
Oh Little town of Peshawar
Away in a Call Centre
Good King M'Boko
The Holly and the Mango
Little Camel
Santa Claus is bombing your town
God rest ye merry grooming gangs
Once in Royal Akhbar's city
I saw three Dinghies
Hark the people smugglers sing
I hope they like them and that their stockings will be filled with top of the range cell phones on the 25th.
A fine ensemble
They are welcome to add these to their repertoire
God rest ye merry Infidels
Ding Dong merrily I’m high
Frosty the terrorist
Hark the 40 virgins sing
While goat herders watch their flocks
Raahim the Red nose Camel
Jingle bombs
Come they told me pa ruppa pum pum
Some benefits to claim pa ruppa pum pum
5 star hotels as well pa ruppa pum pum
Just lie about your age pa ruppa pum pum, ruppa pum pum, ruppa pum pum