The days of me partying went years ago but a new low tonight. I've agreed to pick Pale Jnr up from a party he's going to so I won't even be able to have a drink.
palerider wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:24 pm
Who's doing what ?
The days of me partying went years ago but a new low tonight. I've agreed to pick Pale Jnr up from a party he's going to so I won't even be able to have a drink.
I'm currently camouflaged to the eyeballs lying in wait for an unsuspecting wench to arrive. Tasers on full charge, crossbows at the ready and enough bottles of chloroform to put Tunisia in to a coma.
Time waits for no man my good friends.
palerider wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:24 pm
Who's doing what ?
The days of me partying went years ago but a new low tonight. I've agreed to pick Pale Jnr up from a party he's going to so I won't even be able to have a drink.
Not good my compadre.
I would sit him down and have a chat then quite possibly beat him to death with a limb I'd have removed beforehand.
This type of behaviour cannot continue I'm afraid.
palerider wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:24 pm
Who's doing what ?
The days of me partying went years ago but a new low tonight. I've agreed to pick Pale Jnr up from a party he's going to so I won't even be able to have a drink.
Not good my compadre.
I would sit him down and have a chat then quite possibly beat him to death with a limb I'd have removed beforehand.
This type of behaviour cannot continue I'm afraid.
It was so quiet on the roads I could have been as pissed as a cunt and got away with it but I can't do that anymore after that unfortunate incident in the car park of the OAP home. I've had a quiet word and it won't be repeated. The loss of an ear will remind him. It is however an ill wind as a couple of drunken revellers stumbled by as I was waiting for him in the Bentley and I have them in the boot.
HNY my learned friend and good hunting.
Let's hope 2023 sees the swift end to McDullard's time at the club and the stellar signing of the Scottish Messi very soon.
Happy New Year All. Much better than Christmas, Fuck that shit. Went to my cousins, ate, drank and sung some great songs badly til 3am. That’s what nye is all about for us
JayK wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:07 pm
Happy New Year All. Much better than Christmas, Fuck that shit. Went to my cousins, ate, drank and sung some great songs badly til 3am. That’s what nye is all about for us
I certainly made up for it when I got home at 2am. I downed a bottle of Stoli in 5 minutes flat, broke into next door, ate their budgie then staggered down the road singing 'I'm Henery 8th I am' in full throttle.
JayK wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:07 pm
Happy New Year All. Much better than Christmas, Fuck that shit. Went to my cousins, ate, drank and sung some great songs badly til 3am. That’s what nye is all about for us
I certainly made up for it when I got home at 2am. I downed a bottle of Stoli in 5 minutes flat, broke into next door, ate their budgie then staggered down the road singing 'I'm Henery 8th I am' in full throttle.
Nothing like a raw budgie to tickle the throat……apparently
I certainly made up for it when I got home at 2am. I downed a bottle of Stoli in 5 minutes flat, broke into next door, ate their budgie then staggered down the road singing 'I'm Henery 8th I am' in full throttle.
Nothing like a raw budgie to tickle the throat……apparently
Nothing like a raw budgie to tickle the throat……apparently
