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Newmarket wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:57 am
dorsetdano wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:27 am

And as each day passes, you're one day nearer that happening
I’m hanging on though ….

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Noni wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 10:51 pm Thought I might start a new thread of the thing that was the best part of today.


Mine was able to buy a case of beer for $24 cheaper than the other rivals. :)
Generally a can of .500L will cost $3.00 each. This deal works out to be $2 a can. :)

Cost of living keeps going up each day!..... :evil: So to find a bargain like that puts a smile on my face. ;)

I have been constipated for three days and I have finally passed a fucking 12” floater that is going nowhere anytime soon. I think that I came close to experiencing child birth and so I have named it ‘Groaning Gooner’ and will christen it tomorrow if it is still in situ ( or should I say shitzu)?

Sorry, too much detail but warning too late because you have already feasted on this wonderful contribution to the thread
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Optimistic Lee wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm
Noni wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 10:51 pm Thought I might start a new thread of the thing that was the best part of today.


Mine was able to buy a case of beer for $24 cheaper than the other rivals. :)
Generally a can of .500L will cost $3.00 each. This deal works out to be $2 a can. :)

Cost of living keeps going up each day!..... :evil: So to find a bargain like that puts a smile on my face. ;)

I have been constipated for three days and I have finally passed a fucking 12” floater that is going nowhere anytime soon. I think that I came close to experiencing child birth and so I have named it ‘Groaning Gooner’ and will christen it tomorrow if it is still in situ ( or should I say shitzu)?

Sorry, too much detail but warning too late because you have already feasted on this wonderful contribution to the thread
Nonsense my good man.
I take pictures of my Canadian logs and put them on eBay.
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Re: The Best Thing That Happened Today Is?

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:45 am
Optimistic Lee wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:23 pm


I have been constipated for three days and I have finally passed a fucking 12” floater that is going nowhere anytime soon. I think that I came close to experiencing child birth and so I have named it ‘Groaning Gooner’ and will christen it tomorrow if it is still in situ ( or should I say shitzu)?

Sorry, too much detail but warning too late because you have already feasted on this wonderful contribution to the thread
Nonsense my good man.
I take pictures of my Canadian logs and put them on eBay.
People pay a pretty penny for a snap of a German torpedo, I tell ya.
That’s very true on the faece of it
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Newmarket wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:37 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:45 am

Nonsense my good man.
I take pictures of my Canadian logs and put them on eBay.
People pay a pretty penny for a snap of a German torpedo, I tell ya.
That’s very true on the faece of it
Nice play on words, by but way of an update Groaning Gooner has not taken the hint and is still hanging about like an unwelcome (literally) bad smell. The Mrs is doing her nut and accusing me but I am arguing that the evidence is all circumstantial. In the meantime, I will keep on plumbing 👇
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Optimistic Lee wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:07 pm
Newmarket wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:37 pm

That’s very true on the faece of it
Nice play on words, by but way of an update Groaning Gooner has not taken the hint and is still hanging about like an unwelcome (literally) bad smell. The Mrs is doing her nut and accusing me but I am arguing that the evidence is all circumstantial. In the meantime, I will keep on plumbing 👇
No need to worry about the wife Lee .

I’m certain she’ll get it out of her cistern eventually.
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Newmarket wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:52 pm
Optimistic Lee wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:07 pm

Nice play on words, by but way of an update Groaning Gooner has not taken the hint and is still hanging about like an unwelcome (literally) bad smell. The Mrs is doing her nut and accusing me but I am arguing that the evidence is all circumstantial. In the meantime, I will keep on plumbing 👇
No need to worry about the wife Lee .

I’m certain she’ll get it out of her cistern eventually.
Unless she turns out to be a busted flush.

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OZHAMMER wrote: Fri Jun 30, 2023 12:22 pm
Newmarket wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:52 pm

No need to worry about the wife Lee .

I’m certain she’ll get it out of her cistern eventually.
Unless she turns out to be a busted flush.
This has taken a UTurn For the worst but you guys are bang on it and cut through the shit straight to the clever one liners for the Titanic Captains Log. I laughed so much I nearly shit myself. Let’s keep up the bumb beat ( sorry I meant ‘ drum beat).
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