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palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:19 am Off to Eurotunnel soon for my two weeks in France. Just doing a last minute check list.

Kalashnikov (x4)
Ammunition
Grenades
Cattle prod
Mustard gas cannisters


Can't wait.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:58 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:19 am Off to Eurotunnel soon for my two weeks in France. Just doing a last minute check list.

Kalashnikov (x4)
Ammunition
Grenades
Cattle prod
Mustard gas cannisters


Can't wait.

It'll be a hoot my learned friend.
I have a few land mines left over, I can drop them off no problem.
Bon Voyage Mon Ami.

palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:58 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:58 pm

It'll be a hoot my learned friend.
I have a few land mines left over, I can drop them off no problem.
Bon Voyage Mon Ami.

Thanks mi amigo but I had plenty which I put in place upon arrival. The fuzzy-wuzzies were advancing towards the Bentley but now there's bits of the cunts hanging from the trees. The locals have all surrendered of course. I'm having a few 1664's right now by the pool while Lady P picks off the stragglers with an elephant gun.

Vive La France !!

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:24 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:58 pm

Thanks mi amigo but I had plenty which I put in place upon arrival. The fuzzy-wuzzies were advancing towards the Bentley but now there's bits of the cunts hanging from the trees. The locals have all surrendered of course. I'm having a few 1664's right now by the pool while Lady P picks off the stragglers with an elephant gun.

Vive La France !!

Heathens!!
Turn your back for a second and those orcs will have the tyres Mon Ami. No doubt the good woman is versed in hand to hand combat just in case the elephant gun seizes and you're three sheets to the wind!
And watch out for the NVA the little yellow bastards are still around you know.

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 1:12 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:24 pm

Heathens!!
Turn your back for a second and those orcs will have the tyres Mon Ami. No doubt the good woman is versed in hand to hand combat just in case the elephant gun seizes and you're three sheets to the wind!
And watch out for the NVA the little yellow bastards are still around you know.

Indeed so.

There's a bunch of them in the woods near the river. One of my favourite dogging spots. They don't know the war's over and refuse to come out. The WI feel sorry for them and chuck a few pasties in every Wednesday night.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:11 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 1:12 pm

Indeed so.

There's a bunch of them in the woods near the river. One of my favourite dogging spots. They don't know the war's over and refuse to come out. The WI feel sorry for them and chuck a few pasties in every Wednesday night.

A noble gesture indeed.
We wouldn't want them popping their bonce out in the back of a ford cortina when someone's getting a rigorous back scuttling. You know what they're like my learned friend.

palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 6:57 am

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:11 pm

A noble gesture indeed.
We wouldn't want them popping their bonce out in the back of a ford cortina when someone's getting a rigorous back scuttling. You know what they're like my learned friend.