Hammers Chat

ToneLoc wrote:You're the Juan that we want.
Sorry, couldn't resist mate
As a former resident of your "best friends" in Brazil it's always nice to have a bit of South American around.
I used to drink in 'Lord Jims' in Rio with a bunch of West Ham supporting Cariocas of whom I'm proud to admit I taught them the "Oh East London is Wonderful" song.

Hearing that sung in Latin-American English is pure joy !!

Tone, when I was in Brazil I heard this & I always wondered if it was widespread or just the bloke telling me's view.

A Brazilian & an Argentinian are walking across some sand dunes when, from the other side of a hill, they suddenly hear some drums playing. The Argentinian starts to worry & says "Who's playing those drums? What do they want from us? Are they going to attack us? Kill us? Eat us? Or worse?"

and he turns round to the Brazilian bloke who's just dancing to the drumbeat with a big smile on his face.

Taansend wrote:

ToneLoc wrote:You're the Juan that we want.
Sorry, couldn't resist mate
As a former resident of your "best friends" in Brazil it's always nice to have a bit of South American around.
I used to drink in 'Lord Jims' in Rio with a bunch of West Ham supporting Cariocas of whom I'm proud to admit I taught them the "Oh East London is Wonderful" song.

Hearing that sung in Latin-American English is pure joy !!

Tone, when I was in Brazil I heard this & I always wondered if it was widespread or just the bloke telling me's view.

A Brazilian & an Argentinian are walking across some sand dunes when, from the other side of a hill, they suddenly hear some drums playing. The Argentinian starts to worry & says "Who's playing those drums? What do they want from us? Are they going to attack us? Kill us? Eat us? Or worse?"

and he turns round to the Brazilian bloke who's just dancing to the drumbeat with a big smile on his face.

That one must've slipped me by when I was over there mate

ToneLoc wrote:

Taansend wrote:
Tone, when I was in Brazil I heard this & I always wondered if it was widespread or just the bloke telling me's view.

A Brazilian & an Argentinian are walking across some sand dunes when, from the other side of a hill, they suddenly hear some drums playing. The Argentinian starts to worry & says "Who's playing those drums? What do they want from us? Are they going to attack us? Kill us? Eat us? Or worse?"

and he turns round to the Brazilian bloke who's just dancing to the drumbeat with a big smile on his face.

That one must've slipped me by when I was over there mate

Maybe that's the sand dune above you?

Taansend wrote:

ToneLoc wrote: That one must've slipped me by when I was over there mate

Maybe that's the sand dune above you?

Welcome Juan,you sound like a top man!
It takes Juan to know Juan.
You're Juan of own,you're Juan of our own!Juan,you're Juan of our own.

Well fuck me sideways. The name Juan sounds an awful lot like the number One.

Next up we're going to hear about the Cancun Fire Department Chief and his twin boys Jose and Hose B

Welcome aboard Jaun, do you have a female friend with one tooth called Juanita.

Taansend wrote:Well fuck me sideways. The name Juan sounds an awful lot like the number One.

Next up we're going to hear about the Cancun Fire Department Chief and his twin boys Jose and Hose B

Cheer up Taans,you miserable git or you will get Juan on the Jose!

JustLikeMyDreams wrote:

Taansend wrote:Well fuck me sideways. The name Juan sounds an awful lot like the number One.

Next up we're going to hear about the Cancun Fire Department Chief and his twin boys Jose and Hose B

Cheer up Taans,you miserable git or you will get Juan on the Jose!

Being a pisstaking bastard is not the same as being a miserable git, mate

Taansend wrote:

JustLikeMyDreams wrote: Cheer up Taans,you miserable git or you will get Juan on the Jose!

Being a pisstaking bastard is not the same as being a miserable git, mate

Takes Juan to know Juan.